How to make money?

You make money by having a job.

Winning the lottery!

By working, obviously.

Work at a mint.

Selling ur body

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I think the best option is the one i gave so yeah

Go on the street with a sign that says I'll bet you $20 you just read this sign.

Investments. No one gets rich by working.

rob the bank

Panhandling

Or do the more sensible thing and hunt for a job.

According to most movies I've seen, you inherit from a rich uncle you barely knew

I know how you can make some money. Unzips

I hear there are Nigeria princes looking for someone to take their money.

selling CS:GO

Get a job...

Spend all your life savings on steam games, and gift them to all of us ^_^ Then you will have MAXIMUM KARMA! So your could win the lottery get famous, etc

sell a couple of your vital organs... you can sell one of yourd kidneys, or one of your lungs... maybe a part of your liver... then with that money, you BUY KEYS AND TRADE THEM FOR HATS

shit on a piece of paper and call it art then sell it at an art museum.

make some nasty porn, people love nasty porn...

How to lose money?

There are many paths to getting money successfully. I will list them as best I can in order of effectiveness.

Method #1: By far the most stable way in most cases to earn money is by getting a job. If you have a full time job, there are multiple benefits. You generally get more money than part time work and you have less time to spend your money on crap, so money grows if you do the right thing.

Method #2: Be your own boss. Make a business and do stuff that people will pay you for. This includes, but is not limited to Physical Labour, Architecture, Prostitution, Programming, the opportunities are nearly limitless.

Method #3: Beg. If all else fails and you need money, dress up in dirty brown clothes, go to a populated area, such as a shopping mall or city plaza, lay out a hat and beg. Some people feel sorry and give you a dollar or two, with which you can buy food.

Method #4: Lotteries/Gambling have a high gain, but your chances of winning are small. Because of this, it is not a good idea to rely on lotteries to win money. You may die before getting any money, and you still need to pay for each ticket. Be aware.

This list is not all-encompassing, but I hope it helps you make money.

Get a job.

whore yourself out