Hello all!

I'm insane! Because of this, I want to play the worst first person shooters I can possibly find.

So far, my list of horrible first person shooters I plan on playing at some point involves the following:

-Rambo: The Video Game
-Day One: Garry's Incident
-Revelations 2012
-Manhunter
-The Slaughtering Grounds
-Tunnel Rats
-Chernobyl Commando

While I feel this list is a good start to obliterating my time and sanity, I also feel it has room for improvement. So, if anyone has any suggestions for other terrible first person shooters I should add to the list, I'd be eternally grateful. Or ungrateful. I don't know yet.

10 years ago

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One day for ched probably

10 years ago
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The voices in my head thank you.

10 years ago
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Good:
Storm United
Dirty Bomb
Wolfenstein: Enemy territory
Bluestreak
Squad

10 years ago
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i think wolfenstein enemy territory is boss game

10 years ago
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You have a boss avatar. Man oh man were those the days...

10 years ago
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Necrovision, Shadow Warrior (original)

10 years ago
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10 years ago
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terrible in a good way :-

YOU NO MESS WITH LO WANG!

10 years ago
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I love Shadow Warrior. You have broken my heart. </3

;_;

10 years ago
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new one is awesome too

10 years ago
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shadow warrior
terrible

13-year-old detected.

10 years ago
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I'd say Rekoil, but its an indie multiplayer game. Probably no one to play with.

10 years ago
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I was gonna say Into The War but just like this game, probably there's nobody to play it with anymore.

10 years ago
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Apparently their servers aren't even online anymore. Though somehow it says I have one kill on record, which is interesting since I never actually played a match.

10 years ago
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Takedown: Red Sabre

10 years ago
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This was the first game that came to mind.

10 years ago
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The text to speech function was the best part though!

10 years ago
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This. Worst FPS Ive ever wasted my time with.

10 years ago
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10 years ago
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Oh, this does look bad. Doesn't look easy to find though.

10 years ago
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System Shock 2 should help bring you back to sanity after you play all of those.

10 years ago
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I have yet to play the original. I should do that.

10 years ago
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The original is incredibly difficult to find or run on modern rigs.

10 years ago
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Running it on a modern computer is easy with DosBox. The problem with System Shock 1 is that it has a very clunky interface.

10 years ago
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No way to get it legitimately though, other than handing your wallet over to someone on ebay.

10 years ago
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Legendary

10 years ago
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I actually already own Legendary. Disappointingly, it wasn't as bad as I expected. It's not good, but definitely not atrocious either.

10 years ago
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Based on that review, I am sad to report, the patient is has terminal poor taste. Do not resituate.

Legendary is horrible beyond description. I would rather play Pong. I would rather play Chutes and Ladders and lose. I would rather use Windows ME.

10 years ago
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inb4 Call of Duty for monotony?

10 years ago
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Tunnel Rats! Instead of being a shitty Uwe Boll film based on a video game, it's a shitty video game based on an Uwe Boll movie.

10 years ago
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Takedown: Red Sabre
Have fun.

10 years ago
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This one

10 years ago
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Although it's not purely an FPS... you should play Damnation City of Death. Also, don't forget about Infestation: Survivor Stories!

10 years ago
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Oh, I'll definitely include shitty first person horror games too.

10 years ago
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I forgot to mention Time Ramesside (A New Reckoning). Have fun! (:

10 years ago
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Have fun! (:

You're living up to your name and avatar. :P

10 years ago
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Damnation will make you damn everything

10 years ago
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Daikatana is a popular vote for: This.IS.BAD.

10 years ago
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I don't think you will go further than the first 2 or three on the list, but I will think about some shitty fps

10 years ago
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Dead Bits. You asked for it.

10 years ago
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Hey, I made 10 cents off Dead Bits. That's got to count for something.

10 years ago
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Was it worth the wasted time, though? Really?

10 years ago
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It does. However, that's not enough to make up for the dread and grief caused by the game itself.

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Oh man, prepare yourself for the hate comments. Also, that voice acting. Amazing.

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10 years ago
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Truth be told, I never played it. I have it on steam now but I'm still slogging my way through the mission packs.

10 years ago
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WTF DUDE QUAQE 2 IS LIEK TEH BESTEST GEAM EVERR HOW CAN U SAY TAHT U LOOSER
Kidding. Didn't even ever play the game. :P

10 years ago
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Yes, Chaser is almost as worse as you can get... Totally agree on that one

10 years ago
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I did a race with some 10 other people in Rev2012 a few years back. I am still recovering.

10 years ago
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Redneck Rampage ...its glorious

10 years ago
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Damn, about time someone mentioned it. I scrolled down the whole thread expecting to see that one being mentioned. +1

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10 years ago
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Oh my. When you said terrible, you weren't kidding! Uh... I would recommend... hm... I mean, I can't really recommend any of them, but Day One and Revelations are both pretty awful.

10 years ago
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Cod Ghosts

10 years ago
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Alpha Prime.
Edit- I forgot to add- Aliens Coloniel Martienes. WORST GAME EVER!

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Play Ubersodier II, you wont regret it

10 years ago
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Aha! I was trying to remember what that game was called. Thanks!

10 years ago
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Into the War: http://store.steampowered.com/app/346370/
I think I have a spare key for you to test

10 years ago
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Well if you're willing to part with the spare key I'd definitely take you up on it!

10 years ago
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Sure! Add me on Steam and I'll give you the key,

10 years ago
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Awesome, thanks! I appreciate your support for my deranged quest.

10 years ago
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One time I played Halo on my flatmates XBox. I didn't like that at all.

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