We all love our microtransactions... *right*?

That's not shabby.

Yeah, saw that yesterday.

lol, that game..

Haha, it reminds me of DLC Quest .. only this one is sad.

I think they lost a decimal point there for it to be "micro"transactions.

silly app store guys. you're supposed to go from $.02 through 0.20 and $1 and work your way up to $3, the 100 comes with patience when those three price points add up and in a month he spent 300 by accident without realizing what he was pissing away. Generally this is only cosmetic items, but to be evil slow regen way down and make you pay a few cents to refill your action points or ammo, or skip big time sinks like "building upgrades...finished in 2hrs 20 min".
To be really evil if you luck into an addicting game make the stuff you sell actually impact game play and eventually become so op its pay to win. If at all possible make that realization only happen at the point where hes passed beyond stopping and staying a big fish and reached a level he has to continue to pay to stay competitive or what you've already done was for nothing.

To help sell the illusion you aren't spending real money until the bill comes you're supposed to convert it to some other currency too. like "hero points" or something. This conversion must be one way and shouldn't line up evenly, like buy 800 for $1 but each item has unit costs based on the number 13

Did you do no research? news articles like this are required reading before you do this sort of thing.

Thats sad

App store link

What's New in Version 1.1

big bug fixes
more fun
easy

eww ign D:

I'm fairly sure this is a parody, and the joke flew right over most people's heads. I mean, really, even the most stupid of people wouldn't fall for this if it's real.

But then, I've no knowledge of the app store, so I could be wrong.

If DLC Quest actually made you buy stuff with real money!

I hope the developers BURN when they walk outside their pods.

Before fu*king killing myself, I want to make sure it was not just a "joke" from the dev....

Anyway, mobile games are infected with in app purchases(that makes me think it's real), but nothing compares to this shit.

Obviously a parody of "I am rich"

Wow, just wow

This has to be a parody, right? Right....?

OH, and to everyone saying "Just a parody of 'I am Rich'".... Take a look at the developers other games.

For example... Look familiar to you? Look at the in-app purchase list.