Ask a question to which "Fortix" is a valid answer.

I remember you.

Not like this.

Just post some rant about contribution value, the bundle list, calling out, or something giveaway related where you act like an entitled little shit.

Give away 25 or more copies of Fortix and get others to participate. Even the devs noticed.

Post a thread about Skyrim and keep bumping with daily Skyrim giveaways.

Trying to will probably land you bad results.

film yourself dancing naked, and then post it.

what bobo said. those threads are always fun because I get to argue about random shit on the internet, also barking

If all fails... Try with cats, always popular topic on internet xd

Try riddles.

"I am so simple I can only point; yet I guide men all over the world"

and then the correct answer has to post his own riddle.

you have to make a stupid topic, like this

Put free booze and boobs in it.. Insta Success!!

Talk about mainstream shitty games with graphics and no story at all.

F5 giveaway. It's magic and I can't believe no one mentioned it yet.

Just make a topic asking whether you should buy an ATI or Nvidia graphics card.

Say something inane so people can trip over themselves correcting you. Everyone loves the sound of their own voice. Oh wait... :)

Just create a private giveaway thread and put a few Skyrim and other expensive game giveaways in there, you'll be popular for sure :P

Create a thread on a controversial or thought provoking topic, add cats, add boobs, include a puzzle or giveaway, incentivize people to comment, post threads asking how to create a popular thread. ;)

Mention Skyrim.

Post a thread titled "I hate my life!" in which you essentially beg for Bioshock. Like this one!

Post tits, cats and gifs. Those are popular.

Here are some examples:

CoD is the best game EVER.
LOL is better than DOTA.
PC master-race reporting in.
MAC vs Windows thread, discuss.

Good luck!