if you're here it means the title worked or you are gonna report me. either way it's fine and you can leech some games unless you're shadow-blacklisted (please create a thread to complain and tell us how unfair it is). πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

so here are 5 games for your idling pleasure! unfortunately only 4 drop cards so please refrain from complaining you didn't get profits out of my giveaways. πŸ’”

you also need to pass some gates to reach them.

- a 900 pieces jigidi,

- then a itstoohard puzzle with 50 questions,

- and finally a sgtools check,

  • less than 100 games owned
  • <4 wishlisted
  • between lv8 and 8.5
  • must have blonde hair
  • GoG account with value over $1000
  • washed your feet less than 20 hours ago

CLICK HERE FOR THE TRIAL OF FIRE, ICE, AND LEECHING

(requires level 3)

feel free to be stupid and leak them, i don't care (just don't it here since it's against the rules).
more entries = less chances for you dear peasants. not gonna delete giveaways so you will have to fight against leaked entries. πŸ’•


PROVERBIAL DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE (MORE ATTENTION FOR ME!)

πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œ

Game Cardz Level By
Ryse: Son of Rome Yes III' Tzaarchii
Renowned Explorers: International Society of Peasants Yes III' Lilithpeasy
IT'S A SECRET Yes III' josgba2002

πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’šβ€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œ

*table courtesy of Bundlemafia&Co. Inc.
**no sgtools allowed ^^


i also wanted to share this video which reminded me A LOT of steamgifts users in general. 🀦

some questions were raised, like:
how much stuff do people take from others out of necessity vs greed?
what would you do if you found the suit-guy walking in the street?
is the majority of people like the first ones he crossed paths with, or he had "bad" luck encountering them all?

ok, enough feels. go leech something. πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ


@sg-peasants
for the love of everything that is nice and pleasant (and awesome, enjoyable, and lovely), don't post stupid and empty "BUMP" comments. they are lame, annoying, and dumb. if you feel like bringing up this thread, just do it with a gif or random funny thing you want to share. much love. 😘

@sg-support and sg-admin-cg
please don't suspend me this time, i swear i'm not making fun of anyone with this thread, i'm innocent and pure!

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spam threads should be closed

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Go naked out on the streets, that will get you attention. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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Tried once, doesn't work in Japan Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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Yea, police attention.

Never again

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Not for all of us. In my state, nudity ain't illegal. Wearing a facemask, however, is. Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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In my state, nudity ain't illegal. Wearing a facemask, however, is.

It makes sense. Nudity while wearing a facemask denies the people the right to know who is the owner of the nude.
See? They thought of everything :).

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Where? i am moving!

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Virginia. Wearing a face mask is a class 6 felony, 'cause fuck people who wanna shield their face fro the cold.

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Ehm, you are serious right now? So nobody will stop you if you go around naked all the time? o.O

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Mere nudity is not illegal, it must be an 'obscene display'

However you will certainly get arrested for it, you just may win the court case. you may also lose because the law is vague af.

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and guys, that's how I met your mother

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That is a funny, unlike that tv show.

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or raped ... ⭕️ Sweden: Rape Capital of the West

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Well, the swedish legislation is quite weird. According to BBC many things end up considered rape, even having drunk sex if you end up regretting it. Also, each episode is counted separately, so a woman reporting unwanted/forced sex with her husband every other day during their 5 years marriage will account for 900 separate cases due to how reports are handled by the police. This pretty much inflates the actual rate.

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Its the opposite, their extremely lenient and disgustingly dumb in their policies - going as far as to cover/lie/obfuscate and not keeping properly track of certain crimes overall. Sweden is a lost cause - hopefully it'll at least be a warning to neighboring countries. 1 2 3 4 5

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This reminded me of the Ultra long-hard quest on borderlands 2 when the claptrap asks you to find his secret stash

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Still looking for the brown rocks :(

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Bump for solved. ;-)

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anything for attention

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I demand the jigidi. And it better have boobs! 😍

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BUMP

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"if you feel like bringing up this thread, just do it with a gif or random funny thing you want to share."

Muppets are funny. And over 40 years old. And kind of timeless/ageless. So here's a Muppet gif:

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that's how things roll around here

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Thanks for the giveaways. Sadly I have no video camera and cannot prove to sgtools that my hair is indeed blonde.

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puzzles very hard Great thread, bump :D

EDIT: fck didn't notice the gif/random funny thing part :O

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+1 point for reading ;_;

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That gif, it's like shitposting with cats D: the perfection

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Almost better than Fight Club! :O

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This is all I ever wanted

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Thanks for the video.

Unfortunately I fail all those SGTools checks, except for the last two (well, I'm guessing that my GOG account value is over $1000).

For the next test you could add having a wishlisted game which isn't on Steam. I have a couple of those.

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next GA

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I checked, and looks like I removed a few. I'm left with only Dragon Age II and Mole Control.

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washed your feet less than 20 hours ago

B-But I washed my hands a minute ago :(
Can you change it into hand?

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if you walk with your hands it may count

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Thanks for the money I mean Beyond Earth!

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Thank you, bump! ))

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Damn i am close to finish the 900 puzzle but i have one problem.. I cannot pass the sgtools rules :( cause my GOG account has value 999$
Thank you very much for the giveaways Mully

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scam $1 from someone and try again

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That was my first plan but now i have to go and wash my feet because the 20 hours limit just passed! Ahh hard rules everywhere, damn you Mully!

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Everytime I see this it makes me happy

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i don't think it's played like that, but i will try next time i have a match

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It better be the way it's played, or else I've just been whipping my dick out and pissing on people for no reason. I'm not tryna be R. Kelly.

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Damn, girl. When you go hard, you go hard.

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Have my attention. And now i'm gonna read that thing. Yes.

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Entered one GA, watched the video, cancelled that entry and about 50% of other.

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you're not allowed to be so honest :O

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The video made me question my whole SG experience. So much that I might even make a thread

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Mully threads, best threads.

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Not entering, cause Im lazeee to go pick up the phone for sgtools :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmhjXEkI5Lg

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open a new thread, CG MOLESTED ME, that'll get you plenty of attention.

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that's because the mods and super mods cover it up, this is one big pyramid with CG running it, i advise contacting the FBI.

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OK. Nice thread. Where is the obligatory GA link?
Thanks Mully, great picks :P

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*casts charm person lv6*

there's the giveaway!

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