• Kill you
• Loot your corpse
• Sell it
• ???
• Profit

... or I could make you play The Slaughtering Grounds. I don't know what's the most evil of the two. I'll let you choose, that's up to you!

Cultists plan:

1.Find R'lyeh. 2.Get popcorn. 3.Wake up Cthulhu. 4.???? 5.PROFIT!!! Cthulhu is waked up!!!

FHRITP

People who can't play high end graphics game on there pc, gift them COD:AW :3

My evil plan is come here and tell you that i farted while reading this topic MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1) Escape the undead asylum
2) Ring the awakening bells
3) Retrieve the Lordvessel in Anor Londo
4) Fill the Lordvessel with Great Souls
5) Link the flame and roast marshmallows in it.

I plan on injecting a laughing serum into every human being so we all turn into this

Join me or die.

CATCH 'EM ALL

1.start fire
2.steal cats of the world
3.cats are mine

4. get someone to take care of cats, because that would be a lot of them
   5.????
   6.profit

i will made exploit for steamgifts. just i will win all giveaways

1. Buy alot of Sriracha and Wasabi candy canes
2. swap out 30-50% of a bunch of mall santas bag with these
3. ???
4. profit

1 - Impersonating someone impersonating a bear on the internet

2 - Pretending to make detective puzzles while, what I'm really doing is making you all download my virus which will steal credit card information

3 - make friendships just to brainwash them into following me

4 - BEAR FOR PRESIDENT

5 - world domination

2015ISCOMING

Year 2016

1. • Kill the Bear President
2. • Toilet piggies rule the world
3. • ????
4. • Profit !!

BECOME BATMAN DONE.

The Pinky and The Brain .... yes The Pinky and the BRAIN....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

1. Shoot the test subject
2. Take their aperture device
3. ????
4. profit
5. Use profits to buy a cake

Right now I don't have any evil plans.

It's that time of the year that all you see is Santa Claus and presents. All combined with a pink atmosphere and rainbows.

My plan: Setting the sun ablaze.

Get off the Internet. Find a job... Get off the Internet... The Internet... ??? Don't profit :(

Put Glue on the shopping center toilet paper!

Hmmmmm Evil plans huh?
1: Hunt down the specific people of the world.
2: Illegally kill them and melt their bodies with Lye.
3: Use an organized team of individuals with same ideals in mind to work my way into the government.
4: Rule the world in due time.
(This is just a joke not serious talk so don't do anything stupid)

why? do you wanna destroy this world before me?