YOUR EVIL PLANS HERE

1: Take over Valve
2: Make new Half-life but call it Half-Life 4

4: Profit!

1: Buy a replica plush face hugger from the movies Alien and Aliens.
2: Attach some slightly weighted velcro straps so that when the face hugger comes to a sudden stop the straps swing around and attach them selves to each other potentially keeping the face hugger in place instead of just dropping.
3: Buy or build a mini launcher capable of launching the face hugger up to at least 10 feet.
4: Build in a trigger so that when the box is open it launches the face hugger.
5: Wrap it as a gift
Now for the evil part....
6: Give the gift to my friend who is terrified of the alien movies cause the face huggers really freak them out.

No profit... and might actually loose a friend (if they don't die of a heart attack), but sooooo worth it for the laughs.

:)

1. Kill People
2. Eat People
3. Enslave People
4. Sell People
5. Make my own set of wings.
6. Fly to Cuba.
7. ???
8. Profit

1: Find a djinn
2: Wish for all women and men to switch sexes.
3: ???
4: Profit

1.get noticed by senpai
2.meet lord gaben
3.take over the world with gaben
4.kill lord gaben with a motor dildo
5.Kill kanye
6.fuck kim and her sisters
7.shit in their toilet
8.come to your house
9.say hi to your mom
10.get back home and put a steam sale
11.The end

1. Get Money
2. Get demn biatches
3. ???
4. Get EBOLA

Simpsons did it!...probably

Get Money / And fuck all USA porn actress

Be nice

They'll never see it coming

Kick Gaben ass to make him move progress in creating half life 3

1 . Destroy humanity

2. Enslave all the women
3. Kill all the men
4. ...
5. Enjoy the last days of humanity in my harem.