The Balrog of Morgoth decides to get a job as a programmer. He walks into a local software developer and asks who he needs to speak to about getting hired. He's directed to the Office of the Head of Recruitment, so he goes up and opens the door to the office. As he looks in, he's taken aback, as the Head of Recruitment is none other than Gandalf.
A bit hesitantly, the Balrog says, "I...was wondering if you were hiring any programmers?"
Gandalf takes one look at him and shouts "YOU! SHALL NOT! PARSE!"
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