Shameless self-bump.
But I will share a dream I had two nights ago.
I was home, and wanted to play with my GameCube. But the controllers were all tangled and disconnected.
All of a sudden, I'm in a workplace environment with coworkers at one end and me at the other, and we're coordinating to figure out which controller must be connected to which slot.
I'm having some fun joking around with another coworker.
A girl gets mad at me for not being a serious employee and for not understanding the implications of our work, then slaps me in the face.
So I think I'm a bad employee, guys...
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You work at a Walmart branch in London as their inventory manager.
Mother's Day is approaching, and you need to manage the Mother's Day /carDS/.
You compile the business analysts' report as well as the current inventory counts.
Since sales estimates have grown quite a bit, you decide to reorder 31452 of them.
The Greenwich branch was taken aback by a local Hallmarks' sale and saw its estimates drop.
Handing you their excess supply, your recent counts of letters climb by 56278.
It doesn't take you too long to compute everything, and something doesn't add up.
Can you give a way to solve this problem?
You may take your time for now.
But make sure it's ready before March 11, Mother's Day, otherwise it's game over.
Hint 1: Only the bold text really matters
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