This thread reminded me of this scene from The Sopranos :D
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Yo mama so fat, when she wears vertical stripes they think a new wall was installed.
Yo mama so poor, Goodwill donates clothes to her.
Yo mama so ugly, they copyrighted her face as a Halloween costume.
Yo mama so stupid, when she wrote your name on the birth certificate she thought she had a new name.
Yo mama so easy, the school started doing weekly parent-teacher conferences.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Yo mamma's so fat, ya gotta roll her in dough to find a wet patch
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your mama is so ugly that she would give 0 cv on steamgifts.
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yo mama is such a slut, father's day is a week long event for you. :)
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yo mamma is so fat that she fills my blacklist alone
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yo mamma's so ugly she's the only women i've ever told to put her clothes back on.
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yo momma is so lazy that she asked me to bump this thread
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Yo mama is so basic that all she can say is "hello world".
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I have a few.
Yo mama so stupid...when she got locked in a supermarket, she starved to death.
Yo mama so old, she sat by Moses in third grade.
Yo mama so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to Heaven.
Yo mama so ugly...when she tried to enter an ugly contest, the judges said "sorry, no professionals".
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yo momma so fat she was hired for weird Al's fat video but she couldn't fit in the subway it was filmed in
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Your mama is so slim that touching her will cut you :o !
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your momma is so fat she puts on her scarf with a boomerang
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o.k. this one is crossing the line between decency and joking, but its too funny not to pass along, but be careful who you tell it to its a doozy. are you ready? ok.
most people have to use a ouija board to talk to there dead momma's, but yo momma was so fat you have to use an onion ring and a hamburger wrapper.
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Just found this but gotta tell y´all; your Momma´s so chuck, even Norris is afraid.
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yo momma's so scary chuck norris checks under the bed and in the closet to make sure she's not there before going to bed....
that one feels to long and convoluted but in the end its a functioning yo momma joke.
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Your mamma so greedy that She enters even owned Game Giveaways
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she lives in three time zones, what do you expect, its hard to keep track of concepts like ownership when when your ass crosses both space and time.
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my names not Fabio and i can believe its not butter...
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bump
firewater has been drinking.
im making a game, its an arcade playground with mini games of my own creation along with classic recreations like love tester and plinko and claw game. im thinking of adding a yomommanator, putting all these jokes in it. https://firewatercfh.itch.io/the-arcade.
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yo mama so fat, she had her own zip code.
Is this media driven because I think the 90's is calling and want its jokes back.
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yo momma is so fat i got her a belt and i was fined for not getting a fence permit...
🙈🙉🙊
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by popular demand this is now the steam gifts official yo momma discussion.
if you have a good yo momma joke feel free to post it here.
i have decided to do a yo mamma giveaway.discussion topic will stay open till the 4th of July.I want to hear your best yo mamma joke.on the forth i will close the discussion and pick the best joke.i will send you a friend request on steam and send you a game key or gift.the game i have in mind is an underrated cult classic. if i see that you already have it i will find another.in the instance of duplicate post from different people the first to post will be chosen.one entry per person, if you post a joke and think of a better joke delete the old one and replace it.good luck to all and yo mamma.winner winner yo mamma ate everyone's dinner.ArthurinhoYour mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GBdont be shy, if you got a good yo momma joke feel free to post it.
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