by popular demand this is now the steam gifts official yo momma discussion.
if you have a good yo momma joke feel free to post it here.

i have decided to do a yo mamma giveaway.
discussion topic will stay open till the 4th of July.
I want to hear your best yo mamma joke.
on the forth i will close the discussion and pick the best joke.
i will send you a friend request on steam and send you a game key or gift.
the game i have in mind is an underrated cult classic. if i see that you already have it i will find another.
in the instance of duplicate post from different people the first to post will be chosen.
one entry per person, if you post a joke and think of a better joke delete the old one and replace it.
good luck to all and yo mamma.

winner winner yo mamma ate everyone's dinner.
Arthurinho
Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB
dont be shy, if you got a good yo momma joke feel free to post it.

4 months ago*

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yo mamma is so ugly that even her dildo needs Viagra.

4 months ago*
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Your mom is a nice, respectable lady.

4 months ago
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Aww you got there ten seconds ahead of me :C

4 months ago
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+1 for wholesomeness <3

4 months ago
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Everyone else can give up, I think this one should win <3

4 months ago
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Oh yeah, well your momma is so classy, when people talk about here they say, "She is one classy lady."

4 months ago
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Your momma's so nice she wishes you a happy Cakeday! ;D

4 months ago
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Yo mamma so nice that she baked extra cookies so I could have some too.

...what? :3c

4 months ago
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bad news, i ate them all... got milk

4 months ago
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Never understand, where is the joke... May be because I didn't live in getto...

4 months ago
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i never understood why every1 wants to catch those pokemon. maybe im just too old.

4 months ago
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Poke... What?

4 months ago
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Why do these folks want to poke men?

1 month ago
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Me too =)

1 month ago
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It's entirely do to marketing. If you say that something is valuable, and you have to collect them all, people will want to collect them.

4 months ago
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Yeh, I'm pretty sure it's a ghetto thing. Those jokes/insults also make some people extremely angry for some reason.
I don't get it either :P

4 months ago
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lol, not really. These were quite common back in the day by lots of kids of all walks of life in the USA. I've never really seen anyone get angry over them, they were just back and forth jokes to each other to make everyone laugh.

4 months ago
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Call me a snob, but that's not a point for USA children.

4 months ago
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Hmmm strange. Maybe the whole USA is weird? :P I've never heard mother "jokes" around here.
I still don't get it though. Making fun of another person behind their back. It's not funny, it is just very low.

4 months ago
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these "jokes" where normally said in front of the person

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True...it is low. But, it is not the intention of these jokes to really hurt. It wasn't even about ones mother. These were jokes to laugh about.
And yes, depending on your cultural background people get very angry about those. But they also don't get it.
They are jokes: laugh about it or don't, but don't call it a "ghetto thing".

1 month ago
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Well, I am probably biased about these kind of jokes because of personal reasons. I still don't get very angry about them but I do think these kind of jokes are in bad taste. I don't really know why "ghetto thing" would be a wrong term. I really don't mean it insulting, my apologies if it sounds like that. With "ghetto thing" I just mean a lower class of people (dumb people). I simply can't see how a healthy thinking person can possible find a "yo mamma joke" funny.

1 month ago
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its not about healthy thinking, its about not having a stick up your ass.
your not a person of reason, its not your breeding, its not you mentality.
stick. up. your. butt... stand up and pull it out.

yo mamma ate so many lemons when she was pregnant she gave birth to a sourpuss.

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I guess, insulting won't help here...

4 weeks ago
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Thank you for making my point.

4 weeks ago
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peterlol
"I don't really know why "ghetto thing" would be a wrong term. I really don't mean it insulting, my apologies if it sounds like that. With "ghetto thing" I just mean a lower class of people (dumb people)"...........

4 weeks ago
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If you didn't meant to be insulting. You failed. Come on: "Lower class" & "dumb" = "ghetto"... Please think about your attitude. At least, if you don't want to be considered an uperclass schmock...
Can feel your complains about those kind jokes though: if they aren't funny they are just annoying... still, if people use them just to make you angry and you get angry, they win. And I guess a "healthy thinking person" wouldn't fall for such childish provocations, right?

4 weeks ago
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It doesn't ,make me angry. I think it is stupid and low to talk behind other peoples back. I am not upper class at all lol. But it is simply not behavior I approve.

4 weeks ago
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The thing with those jokes is: they most likely don't know the person at all, so it is not a talk behind the back, it is to provoke the child.

I still do not approve it as "ghetto", because I think you don't really thought about, what that means, but the one thing I agree with you: These jokes are stupid ;)

4 weeks ago
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It was the same in France 20-25 years ago.

4 months ago
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Well, in some countries you can lose all your teeth for such "joke". And I think it's right, because mom - is sacred.
And yes, as I know, this "joke" was "created" by getto negroes.

4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Maybe it's just me, but most things aren't worth taking so seriously, especially when people are telling obvious jokes.

And a very quick Google search can easily show you that no, yo mama style jokes didn't originate in the ghettos. They've been around for a very long time

4 months ago
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dont confuse him with facts and logic.

4 months ago
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Can I confused him by pretending to throw the tennis ball though?

4 months ago
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sure. sounds fun. then after that we can grab a laser pointer and run him in circles.

4 months ago
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Admittedly a confusing answer

4 months ago
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Ha! I missed that typo. New phone and the slide typing thing actually works lol Still getting the hang of it. Least it's good for a laugh lol

4 months ago
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That's why I sad "As I know", not "absolutely 100% mega sure" =)
And sorry, that I'm so Sam. =)

4 months ago
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Honestly, sorry for the cattiness out of me. Been having some on and off reactions to a med, and I get into these nasty moods and dont notice it at first lol And I think I was unintentionally taking it out on you. Sorry and Im glad I didnt really upset you. Shit happens lol Hope the rest of your day is a solid one though!

4 months ago
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The best med for mood is a cake. Even if it's a lie. =) And don't think about cattiness, taking and etc. I had a girlfriend, so I know a lot about women mood and other humpty-dumpty and don't take it close to my heart. =)

4 months ago
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Hey, nothing else has worked today lol

4 months ago
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because in the ghetto there are no dads

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4 months ago
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Wigers?

4 months ago
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Yo mama’s so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama and will be featured as the setting for Far Cry 6

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the militia must of been skilled to traverse such squishy lands

4 months ago
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Yo mama so horny, she'd even bang a lvl 0 bot using auto entry on GAs.

4 months ago
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OH BUURRRRNN

4 months ago
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

4 months ago
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classic

4 months ago
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Your Mutter ist soo fatt when she fell up the stairs her leg fell off and gravy poured out!!

4 months ago
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scienterrific

4 months ago
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Yo momma is so fat that when she passed in front of the TV, I lost an entire season of the show.

4 months ago
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were you watching lost?

4 months ago
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

4 months ago
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luckily its not a 3d printer

4 months ago
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We don't want to knock Earth out of orbit!

4 months ago
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πŸ˜‚

4 months ago
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This was one of my favorites from back in the day. Yo mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

4 months ago
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careful with that one its an antique. nice job dusting it off.

4 months ago
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Yo momma so fat Thanos had to clap

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daaaaaaaaaaamn

4 months ago
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4 months ago
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I'm imagining thanos in like a greaser outfit with like a single bead of sweat as he tries to snap yo momma but fails

4 months ago
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This one of my favorites. Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB

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cant think of witty reply, not geeky enough. something about a hard drive or ram or 32 and a 5.25 inch floppy

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Hahahaha. :D

Thank you!

4 months ago
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That's a nice edit remake of the original GIF. I've been trying to find the original, but I haven't been able to do so. P

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look at the comments of the yo mama joke above this one

4 months ago
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I took a closer look. The above is not an editing of an editing of an old GIF, it's a full-on re-enactment. Very nicely done, too. )

4 months ago
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πŸ‘ πŸ‘

4 months ago
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Reminds me of, "I started a band called 1023 Megabytes, but we never had a gig." ;)

4 months ago
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the people have spoken and you are the winner. i sent u a friend request on steam. hit me up when you get it and we can talk about yo momma and a steam gift.

4 months ago
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Yo Mama is so poor, that she can't even pay attention.

4 months ago*
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big mac's r not cheap

4 months ago
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The best one! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

4 months ago
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Yo Momma is so ugly, she was disqualified from an ugly contest because they said professionals weren't allowed to participate.

4 months ago
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she went pro at last years contest. they tried to make her a championship belt but Saturn wouldnt give up its rings.

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Yo Mama is so hot, she is the most used piece of ass in the local brothel.

4 months ago
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payed for my college your father did

4 months ago
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Wait sir! you dropped your mic!

4 months ago
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See, the way that these jokes work is that they can't be this literal...you need to "spin" it by using a pun, play on words, or irony.

1 month ago
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Yo momma is so fun that she's a Steam event.

4 months ago
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good news. she comes with trading cards.

4 months ago
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I'm gonna craft her to the max level.

4 months ago
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The earth used to be flat, but then they buried yo momma.

4 months ago
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we should start a fat earth society.

4 months ago
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count me in :D

4 months ago
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Yo momma is so fat, that even Chuck Norris is scared of her - with each step made the world shakes more than when he does push-ups!

4 months ago
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damn a chuck norris yo mamma joke!!!

4 months ago
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You know it!

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4 months ago
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Yo momma is so dumb, she burns the Jell-O.

(I know so many of these jokes that it's difficult to pick one. I hope that joke was new for you.)

4 months ago
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Did that once...

4 months ago
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Yo momma is so huge that when she's wearing a "Malcolm X" t-shirt, helicopters land on it

4 months ago
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Yo mama is SO fat, her snores register on the Richter scale!

4 months ago
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Yo mama is so fat a surfer can slap her butt and ride the wave for an hour.

4 months ago
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Your mom is so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought that Eastenders have finished.

4 months ago
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Yo moma will never get old, theres not enough dust on earth to cover her

4 months ago
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