by popular demand this is now the steam gifts official yo momma discussion.
if you have a good yo momma joke feel free to post it here.

i have decided to do a yo mamma giveaway.
discussion topic will stay open till the 4th of July.
I want to hear your best yo mamma joke.
on the forth i will close the discussion and pick the best joke.
i will send you a friend request on steam and send you a game key or gift.
the game i have in mind is an underrated cult classic. if i see that you already have it i will find another.
in the instance of duplicate post from different people the first to post will be chosen.
one entry per person, if you post a joke and think of a better joke delete the old one and replace it.
good luck to all and yo mamma.

winner winner yo mamma ate everyone's dinner.
Arthurinho
Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB
dont be shy, if you got a good yo momma joke feel free to post it.

4 years ago*

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Yo mamma so fat that we're genuinely worried about her health. Look, she'll listen to you. Try and get through to her. Even a GP visit will help. It's obvious there's a reason behind her unhealthy lifestyle. She needs professional help and we just can't offer it to her. It's time to let go and help her get healthy. We owe her that much.

4 years ago
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Yo momma is so lvl0, but she had 1 LEVEL!

4 years ago
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E I'm watching you fire.

4 years ago
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come on blep. if you dont enter you cant win.

tell me about yo momma.

4 years ago
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My mom died from cocaine overdose so.

4 years ago
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where did you learn to tell a joke? that aint funny. try again.

4 years ago
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tfw its not a joek

4 years ago
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Yo momma so faithful, she's also my momma.

4 years ago
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Yo momma so fat when she went to cinema she sat next to everyone

4 years ago
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Yo mamma is so disappointed in her son that she regularly cries herself to sleep worrying about when you're gonna start acting like an adult and make something of your life.

Woman should be making the most of her golden years instead she gotta worry herself into an early grave because of your pitiful ass, man, shame on you...

4 years ago*
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LOL I'm sorry but I just about choked laughing

4 years ago
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my momma tells the best yo momma jokes.

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4 years ago
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Nice

4 years ago
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yo momma is so crap,that she got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Yo momma is smoking crack
your momma`s got a wooden leg with a kickstand.

yo momma yo momma yo momma

4 years ago*
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your momma is so fat, she saw it was your cake day and ate your screen name.
happy day of cakes
some1 posted a link to your song.

4 years ago
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best funk-hip hop band of 90s era : )

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Yo momma is so stupid that when she had to take Route 44, she took 22 twice.

4 years ago
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Your mom's so fat she's got other fat moms orbiting around her!

Also, I feel really bad for doing this kind of joke.

4 years ago
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Your mama is so classless she could be a marxist utopia.

4 years ago
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Yo momma is a great lady and deserves a hug and a nice meal out with the family <3

4 years ago
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Sometimes I wish I could wishlist you twice.

4 years ago
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4 years ago
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Heh
Is that cigar really just a cigar though? ;)

4 years ago
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yo momma is so nice that she gives pies freely.

4 years ago
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yo mamma is so fat, she wore a raincoat on a rainy day and everyone thought the school bus was coming.

4 years ago
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yo momma doesn't need the internet because she is already world wide

4 years ago
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4 years ago
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Ha ha ha ha...had to wait for it, but it was worth it. :D

4 years ago
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Yo momma so fat she made the kool aid guy say "oh noo!"

4 years ago
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Your momma is so fat, that not even light can escape her gravitational field.

4 years ago
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Your mama is so ugly the government made Halloween on the day of her birthday!

4 years ago
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Yo momma so dumb, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwin' away the Ws.

4 years ago
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Your mother's so fat the last time she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean.

4 years ago
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Yo momma is so short that she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

4 years ago
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why is everyone talking shit about my momma?

4 years ago
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Yo momma is so fat that every time she turns round it's her birthday.

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