The fart have interesting smell under the shower
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Dam Son will be the youngest in his homeroom to know that Stanley is a slob.
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"Anyone know any good jokes?"
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"YOU! HA GOTEM!"
That was an actual conversation I had earlier...
So... Here's one.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A Golden Receiver!
Or...
Why does eevee like rocks?
So it can eevolve!
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Little Johnny's father asked for report card.
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Alright, so here's The Funniest Joke In The World according to a.... Wkipedia (sic!):
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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I just recently translated some jokes from spanish to english to make laugh a friend so I hope they come in handy!
From lightest to offensive:
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The jokes on you did not know there was I whitelist function then maybe I should add you to my blacklist!!! No I am just kidding=> My blacklist is reserved for very very bad people!!
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I wanted to write this down, but apparently we are limited to 10,000 characters here. So have a link instead:
(Btw, I saw this thread when it was first posted and had 0 comments and even 0 votes in the poll. So why did it take me so long to reply...?
...I didn't want to post a joke I hadn't fully read :p - it's actually kind of funny too)
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I was apparently in the 11% group. Was quite a interesting read, actually.
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"Hope we don't get stopped by the cops. They don't like it when you're rat arsed"
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Since you are Hungarian, you would understand this... :)
"Ne higgyünk el mindent, amit az Interneten olvashatunk." (Petőfi Sándor)
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Is it, I loved every sentence in it! :D
Here one of my favorites :D
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One day I was walking down the street with my friend. We then saw a black guy passing by us holding an orange stereo. I started to worry because I knew I was the only one around those parts that had one like that, so we decided to go back to my house. Luckily when we got there, mine was washing my car.
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So I won a little game just now, and I want to create a giveaway, my fiiiirrrrsssttt whitelist stuff.
And you have to do one simple thing: write a joke into this topic! If i'll laugh, I'll add you to my whitelist.
Just kidding, I'll add everybody even if the joke is a pain in the potato.
And 5 days ago I even didn't know, there is a whitelist thing on this site.
The giveaway is here http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/mc9Nq/the-stanley-parable
The jokes are there I
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Good lllllluck!
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