The fart have interesting smell under the shower
Never know when somebody's sarcastic, so I'm just gonna believe you're honest :P
And here's the joke that came to me:
A teacher in school asked children who they wanna be when they'll be adults. So Mary said she wants to be a nurse, Thom wanted to be a policeman, only Jon said he wants to be a bum.
T: A bum?? - said the teacher - Why's that??
J: It's very simple. - replied Jon - I wouldn't have to go to work, I'd have lots and lots of free time. Everything I need I'd ask people cos people are usually good and they'd buy me a sandwich or something. I could talk to my mates while drinking wine on fresh air and that's awesome. No need to hurry anywhere. No stress. Taxes - I wouldn't care. The best life to live.
The teacher thought Jon is just crazy and he moved on to other children.
25 years later the same Jon is standing on the top floor in the hotel in Dubai, smoking cuban cigar. He looks down at his yachts moored in the bay. The batler comes up to him and says that his Rolls Royce is ready and the driver is waiting for him. He looks at the beautiful big-titted models swiming in his pool. He takes a look at his enormous apartment with golden doors and walls and he asks himself:
J: Fuck. Where did I go wrong...
Pardon my language.
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So I won a little game just now, and I want to create a giveaway, my fiiiirrrrsssttt whitelist stuff.
And you have to do one simple thing: write a joke into this topic! If i'll laugh, I'll add you to my whitelist.
Just kidding, I'll add everybody even if the joke is a pain in the potato.
And 5 days ago I even didn't know, there is a whitelist thing on this site.
The giveaway is here http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/mc9Nq/the-stanley-parable
The jokes are there I
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Good lllllluck!
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