The fart have interesting smell under the shower
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punch line.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dicktator
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
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A guy's in a bar standing next to a girl with an amazing rack. Turning to talk to her, he says to himself, "Don't look at her breasts, don't look at her breasts, don't look at her breasts..."
She looks at him and says "Don't look at whose breasts?"
That was one of Neil Armstrong's favourite jokes, apparently.
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
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Well i think this archievement was a joke xD
"You can't jump : No seriously, we disabled it." xD
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So I won a little game just now, and I want to create a giveaway, my fiiiirrrrsssttt whitelist stuff.
And you have to do one simple thing: write a joke into this topic! If i'll laugh, I'll add you to my whitelist.
Just kidding, I'll add everybody even if the joke is a pain in the potato.
And 5 days ago I even didn't know, there is a whitelist thing on this site.
The giveaway is here http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/mc9Nq/the-stanley-parable
The jokes are there I
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Good lllllluck!
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