I won, so you can too! (Ended)

I went to the zoo the other day there was only 1 dog, it was a shitzu

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

• How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

Here's a coal joke for ya

View attached image.

Not a joke, just a true story.
I'm tired

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.... Then it's a soap opera

trying..

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

as requested:
"a joke into this topic! "
yeah i know, korny

I have swag.
So give me the GA bag.
That is all.

What did the potato say to the chicken ? Move biatch

I regret each and every comment I have read in this topic.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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:(

Q: What's 72?

A: 69 with three people watching.

also

Q: What is 6.9?

A: A really great thing ruined by a period.

Your life.

That's one fantastic game you're giving away, I enjoyed it a lot :)
Excuse me waiter, but...

Was playing Tomb Raider earlier, exploring the ancient Aztec ruins, dodging thousand year old boulders in Tibet. I couldn't help wondering to myself...
Where did all the fucking shotguns come from?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the best thing about being over 35?
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is never more than AWIMAWAY, AWIMWAAY, EEEeeeEEEeeeeOOooummaway....

hahah, nice idea, take your joke:
A guy walks into a pub...
...And sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

Why did the chicken cross the road? (You must reply)

a joke eh? winning a GA / 1 copy

How about a few bad jokes?

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.

What do you do when there's a sink outside your door?
You let that sink in.

So terrible.....

a joke into this topic!

A horse enters the bar and order a drink.
And bartender ask him: - Why the long face?