Sold my soul for more points.

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That's pretty heavy. I only had to remove a few entries. :(

and slaughter a few goats
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WHAT WAS THAT LAST BIT

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Inb4 someone complains that no one gives away "good" games.

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NOT-ENOUGH-POINTS

Lol :P

But god, that's a TON of GOOD Giveaways! Thanks GLaPOS, Cult, and whomever else is involved.

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Nice Catch! Didn't get to that Tab of the Giveaway yet, Lol.

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Oh god the flood! Everyone get to higher ground!

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Good Lord, thank you GlaPos!!!!

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I think.. my brain just melted. Had to shuffle around points to get into what I wanted to.

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:o! <3! Thank you GLaPOS so much for gifting and Cult for bringing this to our attention!

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Thanks GLaPOS and Cult for these!

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Wait, so what does "Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody" have to do with it?

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I think this must mean that a baker met an untimely demise for making bad muffins for batman...

That, or GLaPOS just likes Queen

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Possibly, I think I spend to much time with people that always have Alternate Motives for everything they do (Good, or Bad). lol :P ;)

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THE HORRRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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wowza

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i was stunned even myself, but here goes my chances once again. Luck my friends.

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MY POOIIINNNTSSSS! NOOOOOO

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Entered all.

Thanks.

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GLAPOS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

WHY ARE YOU GIVING AWAY SO MANY GREAT GAMES FOR FREE

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slap WE DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT GLAPOS.

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+1 :P

13 years ago
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Actually, I think GLaPOS is some sick rich dude, who gets a jolly out of giving away insane amounts of awesome games.
PERV!

13 years ago
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I, uhh... I'd let him touch me. Bikini area negotiable. >.>

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Dear god man. Buy me keys in TF2 instead.

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Clearly glapos stole these keys.

Glapos is immoral.

We should contact ubisoft to make sure they are safe keys.

I am going to lose my steam account with these keys.

Glapos is the devil incarnate himself.

I think that covers the negative press (thanks for the giveaway pal ;D)

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lol

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RLWP

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RLWP you say?

(what?)

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Real Laughter Was Produced

Edit: It's the eventual evolution of "LOL." Sadly, "LOL" can no longer be taken seriously as a method of portraying laughter; and I'm being serious, so "RLWP" or "ALWP" (Actual Laughter Was Produced) are more literal terms of "LOL."

Hell, that whole write up gave me an internet headache.

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RLWP

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No no, it's ok. I think s/he has some sort of muffin deal worked out with Valve.

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Clearly :P

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Yoink..yoink...yoink...yoink...y- OUT OF POINTS?! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!

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It's the great GLaPOS point drain of 2011 - I mean - July!

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More like the weekly point drain :|

13 years ago
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More like daily point drain! Ah-ha! One-upped!

13 years ago
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Where am I?(Inside joke)

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A sushi restaurant. And Auntie Em is there, and Uncle Henry... and Chickey Cantor is there, too!

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Thanks so much GLaPOS!

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Dang, Glappy. That's a way lot more than you normally give. Not that you normally give out a lot, but this is just too much at once.

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GLaPOS, i think i luv you, ty

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Cult you are clearly trying to buff your post count

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I see what you did there

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Inspired by a comment in http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/bh4vb/audiosurf. Original song by Bruno Mars.

GlaPOS, My love..

Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live,
I'll take, take, take it all,
But I never give.

Should of known I was trouble from the first game,
Why were they open?!
Gave you all points I had
And you tossed it in the trash,
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your games is all I ever wanted,
Cause what you don't understand is
I'd play a game for ya, (Only if it was free!)
Throw my hand on a mouse for ya (You wish!)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (Then respawn!)
You know I'd do anything for ya (Beg for more gifts!)

Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Let my game sit in the rain,
Yes, I would die for game for ya;
But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no
Game, Game, game and game till I'm numb
Tell the devil I said “points plx!” when you get back to where you're from
Mad man, Bat man,
That's just what you are,
You’ll smile in my face when you rip the game from afar,
Gave you all points I had
And you tossed it in the trash.

You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your games is all I ever wanted,
Cause what you don't understand is
I'd play a game for ya, (Only if it was free!)
Throw my hand on a mouse for ya (You wish!)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (Then respawn!)
You know I'd do anything for ya (Beg for more gifts!)

Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Let my game sit in the rain,
Yes, I would die for game for ya;
But you won't do the same

If my gift was on the wire, ooh
You’ d watch it burn down in flames
You said you loved me, you're a liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did...
I’d jump in front of a train for ya
Throw my hand on a mouse for ya (You wish!)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (Then respawn!)
You know I'd do anything for ya (Beg for more gifts!)
I would go through all this pain,
Let my game sit in the rain,
Yes, I would die for game for ya;
But you won't do the same

But you won't do the same.
No, you won’t do the same,
You wouldn’t do the same,
Ooh, you’ll never do the same,
No, no, no, no

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This is awesome. Thank you for your dedication and effort. This will remain in my machine heart for all of time.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. You have a heart?! Machine or otherwise... I figured it was just a black hole...huh.

TIL: GLaPOS has a (machine) heart, not a black hole.

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My black hole wears a heart but inside is another black hole with a heart in a black hole

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and inside that black hole is a time machine

13 years ago
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My god, it's full of stars

13 years ago
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Directed by M. Night Shamalan.

13 years ago
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"Yo dawg, I heard you liked black holes and hearts..."

My god, what has Reddit done to me?!

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So we put a sushi inside your black hole..

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That would fill it quite nicely! If only :(

13 years ago
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Oh dear lord! I am crying happy tears!

13 years ago
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There are almost three pages of just GLaPOS giveaways! Brilliantly played, sir.

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Closed 13 years ago by Cult.