2 x PLYoung Battlemass Desura key giveaway

Since it appears other people are too slow
To post on this poetry thread
I thought I would give it a go.
By posting the shit that came to my head.

After all I do enjoy the free games.
But sadly my mind decided to vacate.
So even though this poem is lame
LEECHING POWERS ACTIVATE!

一张机，踏青路上赏芳菲，柳条花影鸟声醉。蜂鸣蝶舞，接天禾绿，惬意忘回归。
二张机，湖边偶遇惹相思，春心已动频传意。回眸一笑，林间离去，只恐尔不知。
三张机，三天织就蝶双飞，花间嬉戏常相会。不愁离别，不言烦恼，身影总相随。
四张机，红楼夜朗映清辉，专候三日待相会。空闺独守，伤怀花季，惆怅冷凄凄。
五张机，蝶忙莺老夏声催，锦文云雨真情系。红酣绿战，湖边旧地，难觅我心仪。
六张机，穿帘月色风轻吹，依屏双黛愁无寄。如啼恨脸，怅损容仪，可堪负前期。
七张机，前回怅望梦中期，无言看花愁无寐。娥眉眼细，鬓云低示，唯有独相思。
八张机，寄书静待雁文辞，鱼书不见伤心事，行行粉泪，篇篇心碎，辜负我何迟。
九张机，承筐织就凤凰衣，花前月下常相侍，风霜雨雪，柔情不弃，尘世永相依。

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I am drunk
So share it with me

Know it's only one but I just made it for fun :D

I just read this
and this is crazy
I would give you a kiss
but I'm too lazy

I want this game
and hope I get it
excuse me if this is lame
but I hope this isn't big shit

A game that i would like, It is called Battlemass,
And I don't like to make threats, but just this one time,
I feel that I should, to accompany this rhyme,
So give me the game, or i'll kick your big ass.

Now I know that seems evil, and it may seem a bit harsh,
But if you knew what I'd been through, you'd pardon me this,
For I was raised by the wolves, in a terrible abyss,
And because of their parenting, I'm forced to live in this marsh.

However, I just realised that this game, was in bemine!
I had no idea, and already own it, so now my threat is anulled,
I apologise for my mistake, but maintain that wolves should be culled,
And I sincerely hope, that you've enjoyed every line.

Battlemass is a game
and i am a gamer
so give it to my name
and not to a lamer

i would play it all day long
even if my girlfriend comes in with her hot thong
hope i will be one of two
good luck and a nice life, i wish to you.

I stood there in the dark
Unsure whether to turn on the lights
Will there be a spark?
For there a spark might be

I wish for there to be world peace
And love everywhere we go
But peace is my niece
And she is a ho

It's humorous because it's a fucking terrible poem.

Nearly 20 hours passed now instead of 5 and no answer. :(