Happy birthday! Don't worry, you are not the oldest one on steamgifts)
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Thank youβͺ(δΊΊΞ'o)βͺ
I don't know my actual age because I only started counting my age when I came to Earth.
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If I start talking about the calendar in a serious way, we will probably kill each other.
For example, to start with the easy-to-understand story, the cycle of the moon, the earth's satellite, is about 29.5 days.
However, humans designate Saturday for Judaism and Sunday for Christianity from the Sabbath of the Old Testament, or Friday for Islam.
There are times when people do not understand each other's religions.
Even the order of the days of the week, people try to incorporate elements of the planetary order or assign Hebrew days of the week.
After all, there are records that refer to the zodiacal zodiac when the day is divided into 12 parts, but the basis for dividing the day into 24 parts seems to have been lost.
Still, the reason humanity does not go to war in 24 hours is that the orbital cycle depends on the physical condition of the organisms on that planet.
Conversely, the adaptation of organisms on other stars to them seems to be highly individualistic and compatible.
We will either adjust our life cycle to the orbital period of the star we were born on or to the orbital period of the star we are scheduled to arrive on.
γHowever, it is not uncommon to have a condition like dysautonomia, and the only way to be sure is through brainwashing. οΌThe only way to be sure is to brainwash the patient (because resetting the concept of age and calendar is the easiest way to heal).
Well, consider it a long joke.π
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So it's really the 42nd anniversary of Kappy-on-Earth-day!
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Happy birthday Kappaking! While you are looking for yours, you may have mine: π₯
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Thank youβͺπ
Are you by any chance a producer of many cucumbers?
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Only when I was given a sea cucumber before did I almost get into an all-out war with the old o....sea tribe.
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Can understand the frustration of being born 1st of April.
Had a friend when I was younger that was born on 29th of February so she only had her birthday 1 time every 4 years, the jokes... so much jokes (about how she is only 1/4th of the age of someone else and such) so yeah, sometimes you have bad luck!
Being born on a holiday also doesn't sound as much fun to be honest!
Anyway, happy birthday and hope you have a nice day!
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If you escape to another country, you may think the date means something different to you.
But April Fool's Day was too broad....π
It seems to be a common problem for people of the earth to bemoan the large number of people who try to reduce the event to a single event, instead of getting the reward of two events.
Thanks anyway. May things be better for both of us.π
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Is this your cucumber by any chance? >>> π₯
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π€<Uhmmmmm...I'm not sure, can I sample them all?π
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Thank youπ
The bottom of the ocean is often a creature work like a sketchbook in the attic of a creator's radical home....
I think about it a lot.π€<And then, "The dolphins are attacking!" As well as the inadvertent statement that....
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Happy Birthday! π π₯ π
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Found it!
Hapyy Cucumber... ups, Cakeday!
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This cucumber-like creature seems to have lost its mind, waiting too long for the moment to be eaten by me.π
Thank youβͺ
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Just think of it as the anniversary of your 20th birthday.
Happy anniversary!!
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Oh, you mean like a "coming of age ceremony".
I was too busy working for humanity at the time to participate in such a ritual for humanity because it seemed silly.
So I don't know what the rituals are, I'm sure there are no evil things done, like submerging the sacrifice in a cucumber tank and eating it together.
Recently, I have been touching a game called "Cult Simulator" so these "poisonous radio waves" sometimes come down from the sky.
The light seems to come down from beyond the walls of Mansus.
Anyway, it is nice to know that it will be a good anniversary. Thank you.π
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Happiest birthday! I hope you've have a great one!
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We feel that having a pocket from which we can retrieve a cucumber at any time would reduce discord.
I feel it is a truism that hungry creatures cannot come up with good ideas.
May the days go by without hunger.ππ₯βͺ
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This year I've got a cocktail for you, instead of cake :D
Happy birthday, Kappa! (I'm still in Apr 1, so you can celebrate a bit more ;P)
All the best to you, and I hope your back will stop bothering you eventually, it's been quite a while! ... oh, our fragile bodies, how inconvenient you are sometimes...
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This is the first time I have had alcohol.
Since I'm here, I'll have one. Thank you very much.ππΈπ§
Today I would like to have a space medical ship come and do a full body diagnosis and treatment on me, but it seems difficult because the human race may misunderstand and think that some great nation has called in alien reinforcements and the conflict will worsen.π€Since we're at it, I'm just kidding when I say that I assume it's the morning of April 1, right?
Perhaps we will carefully assess when to stop living in masks this summer.
[A small social unrest that you don't need to read about.]
If it is too soon, the masks will likely come back.
Although the WHO does not talk about it much, it seems that "monkey-related diseases" are also spreading quietly.
(Although it is not contagious if you don't come in contact with others, people who are finally coming to the end of their corona period seem to be missing others).
While we are a bit concerned about such things, the reality is that we have to do what we can in front of us.
Perhaps I will secure a bicycle on the riverbed and return to my exercise routine once the outside temperature reaches 10 degrees.
It takes a moment for one's health to deteriorate, even if it is not caused by oneself, and it would have been nice to be a little stronger on a regular basis.π
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Thank youβͺπ
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I have lost my mind as the cumulative damage from other misfortunes has been surpassed by the "πΎvictory cat" jokes.π
It is my birthday today and every year a scattered bad joke is performed.
I definitely want to put the person who created April Fool's Day in jail for life.β‘o(`ΞΒ΄)oπ’
Since they don't feel like doing anything, they eat the sacrificial bird tortured in oil to make it mature.ππ²π₯πͺπ<Hell!!!
Additional sacrifices are always welcome. (Valid only if the area is on the morning of April 1)
Age?...π€<The answer to life, the universe, everything
Rest assured, I am tired of every year no one believes me when I state how old I am.
I am in a very bad mood, so I will order my undersea friends to attack the surface.
Perhaps if this year's April Fool's Day disappears from the surface, I will order them to retreat.
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By the way, do you know my Cucumber? I was going to eat it but where did I put it....
I threw it in a rage and can't find it....
I will be searching for it until the end of April 2.π
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