One of my all time favorites is "What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?".
Two answers are acceptable.

1. Rrrrrrrrrrr!
2. The C!

Both need to be read or said with a pirate accent.

It's a childish joke but it's a dang good one.

A couple were walking home from the pub one night and they saw this old drunk trying to cross a busy street. He could hardly put one foot on front of the other. The man shouts across to the drunk "Hey, you know there's a zebra-crossing just around the corner." The drunk replies "Is he? Well I hope he's having better luck than I'm having."

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis.

Last Christmas we bought an artificial Christmas tree. The guy at the counter asked my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" He responded "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa.

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