wanna hear a joke? EA GAMES, IT'S IN THE GAME.

thanks

something funny for me. :D

Knock Knock

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Did you know that you could cook an egg and a strip of bacon on the sizzling CPU this game is bound to overheat?

something funny

Yeeeaaah... :P

But thank you, really. :)

Danke! :)

A couple is watching a tv-show about feelings.
Some time in, tells his wife:
"I think stuff like 'mixed feelings' dont exist.. i bet you cant tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time"
The woman gives it a moment's thought and then replies:
"Of all your friends.. you got the biggest one"

oh.. and "thanks" ;P

Doggies Skylines: Natural Disasters

View attached image.

Tank you! (rhino img)

What do you call a fake noodle?

What is more horrible than finding a baby in a trash bin?

finding half a baby in trash bin.

Sorry, I enjoy dark humor :) Thanks for the giveaway.

A man walks into a zoo.

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It’s a shitzhu.

something funny for me.

thanks!

I tried translating an Arabic joke to English, it became an horror story, maybe because of my bad English :x

funny story···. Well not.
Anything if you talk about 🍳 and 🥒 ... no?
A story that I could do somewhere.

He was about to arrive late for the company
I was thinking of making an excuse to drive a car in the second half

After trial and error, I came up with three excuses

① Because I was drinking with my friend until morning
② Because I played video games until late at night
③ My mother gave a fever. I am nursed all night.

He decided.
"Okay! No. ③"

And the boss who arrived at the company
"Why did you arrive late!"

He said confidently

"It's number three !!"

something funny

Thank you!

Thanks!

My favorite robot chicken video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE

Thank you

There were a bunch of people clinging onto a single rope with their hands, hanging over a great height. They were slowly moving towards one of the cliff edges.

Suddenly, some of them realised the rope was thinning at one end due to too much weight, and that somebody would have to let go of the rope to save the rest. Tearfully one of the people volunteered to let go and plunge to their death to save the others. They had lived a good life.

Overcome with emotion, the blonde person clapped.

;)