yesterday i had just gotten back from the past's future and found that my name had been changed to that of my best friend Edgard Fizilwinkie and immediately took issue with this as i was quite happy with my previous name which i'm obviously not going to tell you because of identity fraud which is supposedly a "white collar" crime but honestly i'm a elite computer hacker and i've never seen anyone where white collars or collars at all for the matter or pants or socks jesus why am i in this profession i should just go back in time to before computers exist but then i'd probably have to deal with dinosaurs and a world without paper towels and omg think of it no toilet paper i guess i'm better off here designing creative but highly dysfunctional locking systems for time-traveling teleporting velociraptors

gift -> email; check email