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Boobs.

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awesome! thank you!

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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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hahaha, nice one. And thanks for the Gift chance! been looking for this!

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thx

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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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Thanks for the opportunity!

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A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.

Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.

The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.

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Thanks!

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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

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Thanks

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.

Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Looks like a mutant, not boobs to me. :P
Thanks. ;)

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Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off.

The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.

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Thx

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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

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Thanks! :)

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Thanks

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THX

Q.....why dosent smokey the bears wife get pregnant?

A.....cause everytime she gets hot...he beats her with his shovel

heres smokey the bear for peeps that dont know him... http://www.smokeybear.com/ ....lol

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ty

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thank you!

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TY

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Thanks for the opportunity :)

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Спасибо.

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Danke!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"
The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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