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What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
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A grave mistake!

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I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from zoo.

THANKS U BRO! :D

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!

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Thanks for the chance XD

Thx for this giveaway. ^^

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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
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Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

Twice.

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