Only one goose per initiate. We don't have the kind of money to give each recruit more than one for training, you see. But yes, the geese are the best way to both train you in a stressful environment without getting our organization into any legal trouble.

Trust me, Trainee Pengu, once you get approached by a hissing, overprotective mother goose, you'll learn the whole new definition of the word 'fear'. (Thank you for reading, I like putting a little flavor onto giveaways I make :D )

This is why we had you sign those legal forms, Trainee Caffa. We hold no responsibility for any goose-related accidents or breakdowns you face while under our program.

Egad, we'll send the best bomb squad we have to reverse time and get to you before the detonation. Of course, it'll cost you for not calling us when you first noticed such a threat. Temporal alteration is quite expensive for us to do, you see. (Funny enough, I was going to do something similar to that as the original description, but felt it was a bit too predictable =p )

That is part of our subliminal messaging program. The angry goose will mold you into a lean, mean, bomb diffusing machine!

This is groovy indeed. You'll do well here, kid. Your smooth beats will grant you many a friend, maybe even the goose!