<strums a guitar>
It was on that cold snowy Sunday
That Mozzaratti began Mayhem Monday.
Where Shank was a man bent on revenge
with twitch action that make men cringe.
Fiendish bosses galore, blood and gore
A steamgifter will soon collect and score.
Collect your weapons and begin your maiming,
Then end this tale and happy gaming.
<guitar strums halt!>

Oh! Speaking of music, I'm also shamelessly plugging my Youtube music channel, full of mostly game remixes. :P https://www.youtube.com/user/Mozzaratti/videos