The eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun in ten did.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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What do you call a kid who makes structures from downed tree branches?
An expert in twigonometry.
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if a tree falls down in the forest and nobody hears it, does a hipster buy its album ?

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Viva el presidente!

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable!

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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Thanks for the giveaway.

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Thanks a bunch. :)

Thank You!!!

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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

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I heard this game did really well. Guess it wasn't a... Flop-ico

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Thx for the giveaway, pal =)

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