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Return to the bridge... of Hell? | We cannot lose... get the script! 3660 | Open the door and make a run for it



Well, no more danger after the pants rip... The "merry men" hated us. You failed... The Evil King will forever rule and take all your money and stab you in the back with false promises of hope - only to send you running in circles in your rat-race own little world bubble, completely pacified by many entertainments and other monstrosities... Life is great. You are a peasant, and you could have banded together to take from the rich and give to the poor. Instead they are just brushed under the rug, and they don't exist. Only the rich Lords matter here. The end.

We're pretty golden now! Execution has been posted for most of us - out of who they could find and wrangle up - in a matter of days for not paying the toll to the guy at the bridge, and resisting being completely beat down by the King's Royal Guards. Achoo got an extra charge for indecent exposure... Better just be happy where you're at, since you will never be very rich - someone's always got a price on your head no matter how much you make. The joke is on you.

And so ends my wonderful tale of mystery, awe, pants rips, and woe.

Well, unfortunately, the current set of gibs... "R"over Am I good or what!?

Wait! A key for escaping! It's just sitting there in front of you... Let's go!! Fortune smiles!

Goodbye! Have a nice life!

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5 years ago
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I <3 Robin Hood Men in Tights, thanks for reminding me!

5 years ago
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You're welcome! One of my favorites for sure!

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We're men... We're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... We're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.

We may look like sissys,
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)

We're men... We're men in tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights.

(Can can music)
La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...
Lalalalalalala (repeat)

We're men.. Manly men
We're men in tights, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.

We may look like pansies,
But don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)

We're men... We're men in tights (tight tights)
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

We're butch.

5 years ago
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Loved the Blinkin punch in the middle of this... What an amazing song!

5 years ago
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Mel Brooks <3
Thank you!

5 years ago
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For sure! This train needs to have a little fun once in a while, for sure! I mean, it's fun, but it needs fun on top of fun!
Too much clicky clicky? Then the chance to have a nice little break for those interested in reading my short story.

Mel Brooks is pretty damn amazing. Lots of gems!

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You're right, sometimes I went from cart to cart just reading the stories and strange things that the creatore wrote there, and after 4-5 carts I suddenly noticed that I hadn't seen the games that were given away, thus I had to go back and passare them again XD
I totally love the movies I know from Mel Brooks, he's a genius in his own way :D

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Definitely!

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Thanks for Men in Tights :)

Patriot arrow will be good for some GAs :)

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The thought hadn't struck me yet, but ... that's rather dangerous. We haven't even tested them!

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I have this but can enter

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Ah thanks! I did not know. One of those "Steam is learning" games...

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Cool story brah!

I'm passing on the games but thanks for making it interesting :)

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You are welcome! I am glad you appreciated it!

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Oh, I was too quick with my comment before! X)
But really, I can quote it whole just from my mind memory! Viva la Brooks! :D

Oh my, I will need to watch it again soon, thanks Superfabs. XP

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Hah, some of the best movies out there. Maybe I get some of my wry humor from those influences... :3

I watched it a couple of years back and hadn't seen it in a looong time. Was nice to get to see it, and I actually remembered most of it!

I have the lyme stuff, so a lot of not-so-memorable and even memorable ones get mostly forgotten, and I'll remember a scene or two here (kinda like a blackout I guess). It's cool though, since movies I have seen before are like they're brand new!

Glad I remembered and retained this one so well. One of my favorites among favorites!

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Certainly great influences. ;)

I seem to have memory for not so important things. So I can recitate movie lines but can't hold more then three birthday dates for example. ;D
Couls be useful for some movies, because their impression can be different first time you watch them.

The important thing is that you have enjoyed it, doesn't really matter how many times you have seen it. ;)

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Thanks ;)

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You are welcome!

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