Who are you? (Introductions thread)

Hi. I'm Taigo and I'm a potato.
But nothing special, going to study law in IL, love food and cats, etc etc.
I want to personally discourage anyone from visiting IL. That's all I really want to do here. Please don't. Is no fun here.

I'm Zeruel and I'm an alcoholic... Whoops, wrong thread!
There's not much else to say. I'm an estonian male, who really likes food... mmm, food....
Anyway, I'm trying my best to become a psychologist. :)

EDIT: I can suck at english, like for example, I can mix pronouns up, so don't take it personally if I call a man a she and the opposite. xD

Nice idea :) I will edit this post later with some who-am-I's :)
If I won't forget about it :P
Not editing what's above so everybody could understand what happened here ;)

Although most of people here thinks Jonathan is my real name it is just a name of main protagonist from one of my unfinished books. I live in Poland. I'm 18 years old for nine years now ;)

SAD TIMES

CHAPTER 1. CAREER.
Since I was like 10 years old I always wanted to be a doctor. I had a goal in life and things were easier in those times. I applied for medicine studies and I even made it but only for paid studies. As we didn't have that much money to cover my studies I had to choose something else. That's how I became Paramedic. I've studied for three years and then worked just for two months only to realize this is not a job for me. From now on I am in limbo, I don't know what should I do with myself in terms of career. For the very first time in my life I don't know what I want to do.
CHAPTER 2. PRIVATE LIFE.
I always was a little introvertic and shy so it prevented me from living well. Things have changed when I was stuying. New place, new people, new beginning. I become more self confident. It turned out I can be even in center of the interest. It was coloful time with nice adventures. Until I've met a girl ;) We were together for a very short period of time but our break up was like the end of the world for me. Mostly because she was a love of my life... Nah. I was just young amd young people tend to overreact :) But it affected my good mood and I was feeling down for the whole time. Then my sister has died and things were even worse. Until I've met a girl :P We were together for a couple of months but this time was like a sunshine after a long period of raining. This relationship helped me easy my mind after my loss. But then again - a break up. And me down again. The worst thing I started to hide from people. I went on Philosophy studies but after 1 year I gave up and thenthenI've I've spent whole year home. Literally. I was sitting in my house. No going out. No parties. No friends. For a whole year. I forgot how to talk to people so when I had a chance to chat with somebody they thought I'm some kind of weirdo and run away :D Finally, thanks to the power of internet, I've managed to find myself a girlfriend (after 5 years!). It was my longest relationship but full of ups and downs. In the end I've ended up depressed more than ever. I was thinking about "ultimate solution" too. Our break up was like a cure for me. She was a good girl but our characters didn't match in epic way.

HAPPY TIMES

CHAPTER 1. IMPROV.
This is an example that every bad turns out good in the end. I've learned that I shouldn't stay alone and hide from people. I was going out even when I didn't want to. I was trying to be active. I've signed up for Improv classes I always wanted to do. And this was it!
During Improv classes you learn how to deal with stress and how to create interesting scenes during show. The best part is: if you use this tips in real life you've learned how to deal with daily problems and how to create interesting LIFE.
CHAPTER 2. WRAP UP.
Now I'm a happy man.

HOBBY

The biggest passion is Improv, obviously. I love music and football too. I like to going on concerts. I play some instruments myself too. I was playing in an amateur football league. To be honest I've played like crap but I loved it :3 I like to spend time on SG mostly because of nice people you can meet there :) And if I have some free time I play video games ;)

PERSONAL LIFE

I have a girlfriend. She's the cutest and the greatest person I've ever met. I've met her for the very first time and I've already knew I'd like to be with her :)
We have a cat. She's the catest and the greatest cat I've ever had (second picture). She is a computer genious. She installed me RPG Maker, disabled keyboard and rotate desktop on my girlfriend's laptop 90°.
I have a job. It's the jobbest job I've ever had. But I'd like to change it soon. Today I've made a filash (third picture). Unintentionally of course. Originally it looked a llittle bit better but I overreacted.

First pic is also in Selfie thread :) Wasn't sure if I should add another photo with cat but I finally I abandoned the idea ^^

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Hello, I'm murk and I'm on this dating site for a year and a half but no success so far. :( 22/M/Europe.
Studying linguistics at the moment.
I like music and red pandas.

Thank you for your time!

I'm Meow and I'm a cat. I live in Michigan, US, and uhhhh all I do is play games. That is all... For now. Meh since you did want to know, I'm 20 and a cat of the breed named "female". Oh, and also here

I am your father's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Let's hope this one will take off as well as the selfie one did :D

I'm from Sweden. Just finished my mechanical engineering studies, and I am starting my own business... making everything work is a long process, but it's nice to be my own boss. It will also be nice finally having a salary again after many years of studies. Don't know when it will come, but hoping for later this year!

Besides playing games (my newest hobby, recently re-discovered it, played a lot in my youth/teens then had a several year period without playing games), I enjoy travelling, martial arts, motorcycles (especially going on track days), photography and music (both listening to it and playing bass in my band.) And of course, spending way too much time on Steamgifts :D

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Zomby / M / 41 / Canada / Married / 4 kids (ages 13-23) / 1 house / 3 pets (dog / hamster / bearded dragon)

I am a software programmer by day, and a gamer by night. I also (unsuccessfully) try to sleep in the morning to make up for all that working/gaming.

I'm also known to make nice birthday cakes for my kids. (Also at night since they're not allowed to see them before the birthday party.)

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My name is Shamrock. Lucky Shamrock. :P Is this enough introduction? :P

Copy/Paste from my Steam profile:

Name: Dāvis
Age: 22 (23 tomorrow)
Birthday: January 15th
Name day: December 30th
Nationality: Latvian
Location: Rīga, Latvia
Occupation: PHP programmer at Latvia's largest IT / Telecommunication company
Hobbies: Game programming, golf

Hi, I'm Douglas. Well, let me see some basic information. I'm brazilian male, 25 years old.
Hobbies: play videogames, to draw, watch movies and animes
What I love/hate: well, there are so much things that I love and hate. I love to read books, and listen music (old rock musics), I love to sleep (oh god, this is so good) hahahaha. I hate to wake up in the morning (but I need) :(
I'm a calm person, but with a strong personlity (maybe 'cause my sign (escorpian)

Well, some thing about me, but there are so much more ;/

And you, who are you? :DD

(sorry some language mistakes, English isnt my first language)

I am a very introverted person and I'm not normally talk about myself but, at the same time, I just give a lot of information, right? uh? right?

Tzaar (aka Cory)
Age: classified
Gender: meat and potatoes
Studied: mostly women and alcoholic beverages, but occasionally marketing/graphic design
Occupation: foul-mouthed carpenter, part-time musician, part-time concert security, full-time lazy
Personality: I walk the confusing line between Leo and Cancer
Like: music, painting, illustration, gaming, pizza, laughter, animals, and tirelessly questioning people
Dislike: Justin Bieber, drama, television, and that stuff that appears in your eyes after sleeping
Photo: from Eeev's thread

Just a introvert and a hardcore gamer on dota..... well thats my life since 2004 :l

It would have been nice if you introduced yourself first, when asking people to tell you about themselves.

A/S/L?

I'm Chase, from Utah. I'm 27 years old, I'm married, and we're expecting our first child (a girl) in less than a month (I may be freaking out a bit). I work in Information Security. Oh, and I play video games with my wife. I'm hoping to get into European Martial Arts (swordfighting) once I lose a bit of weight and feel a little more fit xD

Yo! I'm Łukasz but everybody calls me Luk. Because who would like to twist his tongue with a strange letter like "Ł"? Only people from Poland I guess. And I live in Poland by the way. But it's getting harder to live here every day. So if there are any pretty girls (preferably rich) looking for a husband who is an avid gamer, well, I'm right here. Help : (

Also I'm 29. Currently working as transcriptionist. I love video games (duh...), basketball (NBA 4 life!), singing, reading, writing stuff and taking care of my dog (dalmatian, 5 years old). What I don't like? Sleeping too much. Feels like a waste of time. What do I dislike? Smoking cigarettes for sure. My avatar shows pretty much how I look right now. Oh, and I've got a strange sense of humor.

Best wishes for all of the SG community members! Peace.

Age: 27 (in a week)
Gender: Female (would like to be a cat)
Country: Czech Republic
What do you do: QA Test Analyst (I check if people don't make mistakes)
Hobbies: Being lazy, drawing, games (of all kind), sports (for fun)
Interests: Cats! And cute things!
What do you love: Cats! And cute things!
What kind of person you are: Kind, laid back
What makes you special: Cats! And cute things!

I think this pretty much describes me and all you need to know.

And welcome to the site!

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Hello.my name is Rimvydas,i'm from Lithuania.i'm 25 years old male.hobbies: video games,music,movies.that's enough for now,i guess :)

Hi, I'm Stam and I lack of initiative. I had in my mind for quit some time to make a similar thread but fortunately you did it. Thank you!

I'm a 23yo male from Greece and I study networks and telecommunications. Just took a break from studying which I rarely do...the studying
Really like to learn and discover new things no matter the subject and I don't love or hate anything because I'm dead inside.No, okay I love my gf
In real life I'm a serious if you don't know me and a clown if you do know me. On the internet I don't know who I am. It depends on the day and the mood.

I'm a man of few words and I like the phrase "The man who doesn't talk is the man who knows the most" and from my experience, most of the times it's true.

I have the patient of a mule, I like being sarcastic , I like silence and enjoy sitting somewhere high and watch the view.
I also noticed that I use the "I" a lot but it's an "I" thread so I think it's okay.

The thing that makes me special is nothing. I don't think I'm special. I'm just another organism in one of the infinite worlds.

You should describe your self too!

Those aren't few words are they?!

EDIT: I'll just quote some things you reminded me with your description that also describe me but I didn't mentioned.

almost never has any emotional reaction to anything
the kid with a huge potential, if only the effort would match it

Like: offensive humor , pissing off people for own amusement , PEPSI

Hi, I'm Raymond. I live in the Netherlands and I'm 19 years old.

My hobbies are pretty obvious: playing guitar and gaming.

I'm going for a bachelor degree in Software Engineering.

To describe myself I usually only need one word: metalhead.
I'm pretty friendly (if I say so myself) and I love to have good discussions with random people on the internet (so with good arguments from both sides).

I don't hate much, more dislike stuff, but here are a couple of things I do hate:
People that think their opinion is fact;
People that are rude for no apparent reason;
People that say they hate metal, without ever listening to it well;

I also don't really like other metalheads that say they hate pop, without listening to it (I've listened to it, but don't really like it, though I can see why some do).

I can't really say myself what makes me special. I'll let other people decide on that. I can say though that I'm a metalhead and I'm proud of it! (and show it; I always wear band shirts, an Iron Maiden necklace (is that a word?), (leather) fingerless gloves with studs and a leather jacket).

For a picture just look at the selfie thread.

Okay, I've been impolite and haven't introduced myself first. Here goes.
The name's Diana. 28/F/Estonia. No jobs, no studies. Just sitting on my ass all days, arguing with feminists and posting/reading memes. I'm into this MBTI thing and mostly visit MBTI themed groups and discussions online. Identifying as INTP, which should say more about me than the length of this post, to people who know MBTI. That's the beauty of it. To others, I'm just "that weird odd person who occasionally zones out, doesn't talk much but occasionally says something completely weird, and almost never has any emotional reaction to anything", or maybe "the kid with a huge potential, if only the effort would match it", as the teachers always told when I started skipping school.
I also sing karaoke for myself sometimes, or even record it. I may share the songs if anyone cares enough, but for now I keep them.
I've worked as a graphic designer in past, and sometimes take in some freelance work even now (very rarely though), mostly logo design (fast easy money), but could be other stuff too, as long as it can be done with Illustrator. I'm more of an idea person than a hard worker though, so I prefer to do things that are more creative and less work-heavy.

What I like: my boyfriend, my mother, metal/rock music, some games (recently played some very awesome ones like Portal 2 and Fallout New Vegas), smart and funny (in short, witty) people, offensive humor (from super dark to just fart jokes), pissing off people for own amusement, perfumes, make-up, nail polish and other cute stuff, potatoes, tomatoes, hamburgers, Coca-Cola.
What I dislike: children, social justice warriors, some things I can't say because I'd get banned, minions, anime, talking on phone, talking anywhere, Estonian weather.

Probably something more, I'll update when it occurs.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...

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