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one is enough: Rampage

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

No there were no sayings about will he or will he not have to pay taxes...cuz you know, he's a dead man.

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I think they shouldn't have to pay back the money they received... and that the man should be given back his living status. Too tired to give reasons for my opinion but that's wot I think.

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If they don't pay back the money, he can't collect his Social Security benefits.

Gonna be pretty hard on him to have no savings at all at his age.

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So if he's alive, but dead, does that make him the first ACTUAL zombie on this planet?

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The first legal zombie for sure.

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"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

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The (legally but not actually) dead shall rule! Hmmm ... no, doesn't have quite the right ring to it.

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AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!!

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It's Dead or Alive, not Dead Xor Alive

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Lol.

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So he's half dead and half alive.
That means he have a half life with a three-year legal limit for reversing a death ruling which will make his half life complete.
Half life 3 confirmed

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gosh - you're right! o.o

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Best theory so far!

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Or L4D3?

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Ricochet 3 would be the correct answer

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He should have dropped his pants and took a wiz in the courtroom.... what would they do? arrest a dead man?

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Not arrest him, just bury him :S

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But then they would have to go to court for murdering the poor man and it's going to be such a mess when it's all over.

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Who said anything about killing him? He's not being buried alive, sooooooo it's all good lol.

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Eh, true.

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From a legal stand point this is very awkward. Since he has been declared dead essentially he has no legal rights but at the same time no legal obligations either. Any money he collects from any source is 100% tax free. It sounds like since the ex wife is the one who had him declared dead she is responsible for his estate and thus any debts owed by it. Normally the dead don't run up new bills but it sounds like if he does then legally his ex is responsible for paying them. Dead people can't be charged with crimes.

He also can't get any credit, pass any background checks for anything including buying a gun, get a passport, or hold most jobs that are on the up and up.

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No taxes, LUCKY!!!!!

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He should be ballin in money and sling some dope.

Dude won't even need to laundry it.

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Smokes joint in front of cop

"Don't worry officer I am dead, it's cool"

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lol

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Would it be necrophilia if you rape the guy (in the eyes of the law I mean)? And is necrophilia illegal?

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your avatar kinda fits with your question !

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LMAO

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So technically it was a legal suicide?

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...can a dead man be punished for committing crimes?...

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Would be unfortunate if his ex wife kills him because, you know, she wont get in trouble since he is legally dead.

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