God isn't real. Only Gaben can save you.
ALL HAIL GABEN

Nope
You know that hallelujah means 'praise god'?

Valvellujah!

Nope, Gabe only wants money for his candy bars D:

I trust money, gaben trusts money, problem solved!

Since few months ago he is first person on my blacklist - fat bastard Gaben!!! :@

gaben is love, gaben is life

Gaben is a complete and total d-bag.

he's a faggot, I hate regional prices.

Trust not
Evidence

Pfft, the right answer is:

In our Queen Jekaterina we trust.

Before one can trust Gaben, one must know Gaben.

He is the GOD EMPRAH OF MANKIND!

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Anyone manipulating for more money or taking it willingly from the poor is not a true savior. Gaben is just a false idol.

trust noone.

we should trust potato

GabeN ! Oh Hail him !

FOOLISH

R'hllor is the source of all good.

I trust Gaben five feet less than I can throw him...

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