What to engrave onto leatherman? 60p giveaway inside

Quote from a friend's card:

D.a.D
Dedicated and Devoted

His initials.

"Use with care"
"Made by dwarfs"

I think a simple "Dad"(or any way you waws used to call im when you was a child) , you are the only one calling im dad and I think is kind of nice..
english is not my main mother language..

Life doesn't come with an instruction book; that's why we have fathers.

"Rule #9" (From NCIS)

" Your memories It's written on my heart "

Remember seeing this somewhere: " "Life is too short to carry an ugly knife, and life is too ugly to carry a short knife"
Might be too long though, in which case, my best suggestion is "twist to remove" :D

What about this? I'm not sure about how long the engraving should be.

"It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons."

"Thanks for pulling this out instead !"

Memories keep us together no matter what

"No Time to Daddle" [That's to dawdle. And it's a multitool]

"From Dad Jr."

"Just in case"?

Oh, I'm not good at this, so I'll just post a "joke" instead ^^

How about "My desk broke, please help ;_;"

why not something like:

"Stabbed people: 13"

or just kind of

"Never forget date"

"Gloria victis"

"EisenVater" :p

Just reminded myself about famous Witcher quote:
Dwarf: This sword is ancient and has ancient dwarf runes engraved on the blade.
Geralt: Yes? What does it mean then?
Dwarf: "Kill those motherf*ckers!"

or something similar, tried to quote from memory and traslate at once :P

"knife knowing you"
"theres no time like the present"

I can literally only think of puns :D

"Congratulations for surviving 18 years of hell."
"A tool for a tool."
Heh.

"From (your name), with love. Don't cut yourself."

What kind of knife is that though?

I love u dad from bottom of my souls.

How about...
In case the 25th is too much to handle (snce you're 24)
Don't take it the wrong way (since you're giving him a kinfe and a jacket, basically what he needs to survive in the wilderness now that you're a grown man)
In case I ever have a daughter (to chase away all the suitors)
You're not that bad for an old man ;)

Well, gave it my best here. I'm hungry and terrible at these things xD

I would suggest «One tool to rule them all» but as you said your dad is not that kind of a person :D

"Think of me when you carve something or someone. Love."

father to, son from ( yoda style ) x)
sorry can't think too much right now

"Thank you for so many years did not kill me"

:V

Maybe something funny like

"It's a slice of our love"
"It's been a slice living with you"
"A slice of the Good LIFE"
"Do not take this to a gun fight!"
"A knifeless man is a lifeless man"

Probably none that would be that good but maybe it gives u some inspiration