So idk why I've decided to create a new topic about this but it must be because i am mad. Anyways, lets get started.

Today while checking out the Steam Sale i had decided that i would finally buy Assassin's Creed 2 Deluxe Edition since i didn't have anything better to do. Now the thing was that when i was going to finish the buying process, the credit cards(which is my mothers) information had reset and my mother was not at home and her phone was broken so i couldn't call her and i had previously won some cards i could sell at the Steam Market so i just sold them fast but for a reasonable price(maybe too cheap). Now the thing was that after i had sold all the items i checked that i only had 2,46€(Assassin's Creed 2 cost 2,49€) at that time so i was very mad since i must have accidentally clicked on a wrong number or something(i accidentally sold a card for 0,11€ instead of 0,14€). So after i raged for a while my mom finally came home so i asked her if i could just borrow her card to buy some cash for my Steam Wallet. But the thing was that she was just going to be there for some minutes because she was going to go to her friend with my little brother(he injured his leg so this was the first day in some weeks were he got some fresh air). And since i am a 17 year old boy which had not been home alone for a while(for a couple of days) i decided that it was time to do a "fast one"(STUPID FUCKING INTERNET!) so the price doesn't change for AC2. So after i'm "done" i open up the Steam Client, for some random reason it had opened up the Store instead(i've deactivated that button) so i'm like "Okey???" and then i search for AC2 and i see that the price had changed! The game only costs 4,99€ now which is totally fine with me but the thing was that i wasn't only going to buy AC2, AC2 was just some time-wasting untill i could buy the other AC-games. AC2, AC:B and AC:R would have cost me about 10€(?) but now they cost me about 25€. Also since i was so fucking mad i decided to open up SteamGifts just to find out that i had won a game! Although i'm still waiting for him to "reach" me. He didn't write if he would send me the game via Hotmail or Steam so idk if i should be this happy.

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OK...

1 decade ago
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I totally agree!

1 decade ago
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i think i just read a story about masturbation. can anyone else confirm?

1 decade ago
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Suspicions confirmed.

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tl:dr he fapped.

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confirmed.

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half life 3

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Half fap 3 Confirmed

1 decade ago
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thanks for Bad Rats 3.

1 decade ago
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No problem <3

1 decade ago
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Probably.

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Bumb for solved

1 decade ago
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Huh?

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Are you some kind of crazy person or something?

1 decade ago
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Nope but a dead one. Get it?... Because i have a picture of Eddard Stark and he's dead so that's like so funny because that means i'm dead. I think.

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One year ago, me and my friend went the bank to put money on our Steam Wallet. I had few dollars more than I needed, because I was scared that I wouldn't have enough money because of the tax.
So, I came back from the bank, checked the price of the game, and IT CHANGED.
I still had enough money to buy it, even with a new price.
I didn't have enough money. I needed 16 cents more. The balance meter on the top of the Steam Client was lying to me.
So, you're not the only idiot out here.

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Feel for ya' brotha. <3

1 decade ago
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Fap harder, it'll make your game gift show up faster.

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Hopefully it will! :)

1 decade ago
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a "fast one": a coffee?

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YES EXACTLY!

1 decade ago
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I use the end of a beer bottle and a lot of grease to pleasure myself. I never get far, but the tip feels nice.

1 decade ago
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Ah okey, will have to try it next time then! :)

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Thanks for being so elaborate in your sharing of this delightful and inspirational portrait of a tale of pain and pleasure in the day in the life of a "teen" with aspirations and intent to luxuriate in technical entertainment. Especially about you mentioning the so called "fast one" for us to peruse..

You know, the part where you pulled it out...

When you said you, due too teen urges, played a bit of one handed skin flute...

And you did the jackin' the beanstalk impression...

Because you due to boredom felt like doing a bit of the old sliding pole hand dance...

When you felt like doing a some of hand to gland combat in preperation of your future gaming desires...

WHEN YOU WANKED. Thanks for mentioning it.

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In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm, I Eddard of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell, and warden of the North demand that you boys next time calm yourselves and please your needs when the time's not urgent. Be more Honorable, like me. It won't kill ya.

Get it? Because i have a picture of Eddard Stark and he died because he was being too honorable so now i'm telling people to be more honorable because it's not like they're going to die just because of that. Right?

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Ah,so you did it to Sean Bean's picture? I see...

1 decade ago
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Mhm, you didn't see that cuming did you! Omg i'm so funny!

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No, you are not.

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Anybody understood?

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Yes i didn't.

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tl;dr: dude jerked it and had post-jerk regret

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I always have have post-jerk regret. #JustBoyishThings

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Thanks for the Skyrim: Legendary giveaway!

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Huh? XD

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Oh, the humanity...

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Mhm.

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I am laughing really hard, OP might be a comedy genius.

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Hmm, idk if you're serious or not but this actually happened to me.

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You reminded me of this.

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Indeed. I totally agree with what he just said!

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huh. cool story. wish i won big ticket games too.

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Mhm. I sincerely hope you will do that! :)

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Happens dude xD

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Yeah. :'(

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Wall of text!! No, thank you!

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Indeed!

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tldr

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Totally agree. Will make it longer next time. :)

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Wat.

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+1

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Soooo you are mad because the price of the complete pack changed, the price of AC2 changed or just that you sold a card 0.03€ cheaper?

Didn't really understand what your rant is about.

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Nope, i'm mad because fapping prevented me from buying a game which i could have had if i didn't do THE SEXAI THING. I will be ranting against fapping for ever now.

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So, what was the moral of your story?

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Live life.

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Wow I now feel like I lost IQ points after reading that.....

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Same here.

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tl;dr missed sale, want a game...some kind of begging

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You're totally wrong then. Read it again dipshit.

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+1

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u wot m8?

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YOU FUCKIN' WITH ME MATE?!?!?

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Closed 1 decade ago by Malek96.