SO i just fucked my gf's iphone. feel rotten :(

Don't you miss the times when you didn't have to dismantle whole phone just to replace battery :D

you FUCKED her phone.... instead of her? dude. Im surprised she didnt dump you on the spot

well there's your problem... you got an iphone :P

but in all seriousness that sucks... my method to relax after things like that occur is to listen to some music whilst drinking tea as its a really peaceful setting that lets me just think through things by myself. so i what i'm trying to say is go buy some tea XD

i think i may be the only one really concerned that you know the exact size of ant balls.

You should confess to her, most women like an honest guy. Say that you are rich or pleasure her.

It's better to fuck your girlfriend, but whatever floats your boat...

She should dump your sorry ass

If it wasn't with your honey, then who was phone?

Get A Nokia. Bitches love Nokias.

PHRASING!

how did you fit it inside a phone o.O

This is another lesson: girls sucks.

I tell you things.

1. Never try to replace the iPhone battery.
2. Never take apart the phone. Apple's designs are hard to take apart without them doing it.
3. iPhones now suck. Get Android.
4. Why the heck are you getting a 3GS? Just get a Galaxy model which is way cheaper and better.
5. Don't feel bad for breaking the iPhone. It sucks to get a new one anyway.

Why feeling bad about it? You made her a favour. She should be grateful! Now go and buy some actual smartphone.

be sure to get some snuu snuu from her BEFORE telling her you broke her phone lol or else you wont be getting any for a long time

and my advice is, leave technological repairs to us geeks lol never do it yourself

You are a looser and a Fuckwit:)
lol, I honestly do not know what either a "looser" or a "Fuckwit" are, but since you insist on being called such names, I hope I made you happy!
=)
Good night.

iphone is bad anyway

All I read was the title ... However you managed to fuck your girls phone .. and it didnt feel good .. maaaaan!

Shame on you for cheating on your girlfriend with a phone, and her own phone no less. An iPhone 4 isn't even very good sex, a Galaxy Note is much better (certainly has more inches). In any case, you should feel rotten, and next time when you're alone with your girlfriend's phone please try to restrain yourself even if the phone's curves feel very alluring at that moment.

Buy her a new one and a better one! Meaning an iPhone 5s or 5c!

mmmmm I won't buy a 3gs, it's quite old and if you get ios7 (i don't know if that's possible) it will be barely usable, get a nexus 4 from the google store, it should be really cheap and it has amazing hardware, it should be the best deal price/quality.

I have a windows phone but you should skip it, the app store is sooo empty (I have to download an app to make a countdown or to have a shortcut for the wifi? really?).

U did her a favor, now she can get Android.

you wont get any roots for a while

Muhaha iPhone...
Tell her to get an android and you can replace batteries and add SD cards in 10 seconds.