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Uriel's Chasm? More like Uriel's Sh!t.

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ShinyMarek

Hellu guyz!

Everyone get Uriel's Chasm for free and i was reading some reviews but they were very, very negative.
I did not want to believe that this game is so horrible, so i decide to try play it,..
I just dont get it how i am supposed play this crazy game, why they create this kind of "game". Its about something like space girl with weird psycho religion? And gameplay is weird.
I dont know, at least thanks for trading cards..

So what do you think about this crazy sh*t game?
(btw. sorry for mah bad english, have good day!^^)

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partypooperwastaken

at least its devs are not scumbags that are trying to silence people by permabans and sell the game overpriced.

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sviat

I played it 20 sec, and left it opened giving cards, well at least I got cards :D

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CopperUndies

Crapware, no more no less. I didn't even bother to grab a free key.

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Tonyturismo

Didn't either. I usually do, but it looked that bad, haha. No regrets.

9 years ago
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RWKT

I Know It Was Free... But I Thought That It Looked Crappy, So I Didn't Get It.

I Know Hey...! What's With All Those Indie Game Companies Showing Up With Shitty "Retro-Style" 8 bit Graphic Games??? This Is 2015, AssHoles And You Can't Do It Any Better Than Retrocity Rampage Did. Getting Sick Of All The Low Quality Games... It's Like A Bunch Of Hipster-ButtMongers Got Together And Decided To Flood The Video-Game Industry With Shit That I Wouldn't Even Play Back In The 80's When I Had An Intellivision!

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robschia

Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word This Way

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Mahsati

I'm guessing sarcasm.

9 years ago
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ProjectMisfit

I know the dev. He wasn't going for a ''hurhur lets do it better than retrocity rampage did hurhur''. For people who understand the purpose of the game, it was enjoyable.

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Nova5

The good: it was free and had trading cards

The bad: EVERTHING ELSE!!!! Especially the intro... that awful intro...

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BongoGT

LOl the intro omg, I only watched the first few seconds as I tabd out...are they the devs?

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JoaoWho

The day that intro is explained, i will be finally happy with myself.

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DanDaMan

Could u explain what the intro was about?

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Nova5

awful things that may not be spoken

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DStar7

"devs" (can they be called devs?) are laughing at everyone. game is horrible. features: cards for trading and +1 "game" to library; everything else is junk

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ugopierini1

"uriel's card" . Almost It gives steam cards.

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DAJ01

Nah nah, I'd go with...

Uriel's Chasm? More like Urine Spasm!

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bestduck

here

9 years ago
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NB264

never heard of it

9 years ago
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xarabas
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I bought it for full price just because Jarboe is related to the game.

Cause i'm a sucker like that

9 years ago
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Nostra

Jarboe? The musician who also happen to be Michael Gira's wife? Shieeeeeeet. Aight. I gotta give it a chance.

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xarabas
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Yup, the one. She also did a soundtrack for The Path

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moyako1802

But... it's art!!!

9 years ago
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BahDerb

Its really awful, but at the same time its hilarious b/c its so bad. Whoever bought it surely got trolled. I didnt understand the point of those two ugly girls at the start (The Shovelware Queens) and I understood the point of the game less. The ship has a green penis. You collect bible verses and hotdogs and blow up asteroids and you die. I played for about 20 minutes and then gave up and just idled the cards lol.

Holy shit, the Shovelware Queens have their own background lol
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/292630-Shovelware%20Queens

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olfox1

HIhihihihihi u say shit x3

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