"I have 200 entries, when do I get a free game?" - typical steam gifts post
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"This is the funniest quote you have ever heard, therefore I win" - Me. :P
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"No, Tumble Weed! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?! I loveded youuuuu hoo hoo hoo!" - Me after carrying the first tumble weed I'd ever seen in Fallout: New Vegas around Goodsprings trying to get it to the abandoned shack I'd decided to stay in at night. I lost it due to accidentally letting go of the walk button.
"On the other hand, peaceful trading is now looking like a viable alternative." - Me by turn 180 in a Sword of the Stars game after failed attacks on every single enemy.
"I don't have to mod a game to enjoy it... I just have to mod it so I can enjoy it more!" - Me on mods.
"When I was your age, we rocket jumped all the way to school uphill, both ways... IN BOILING LAVA" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZtBCpo0eU
SPOILER ALERT. SPOILERS AHEAD.
"So I went through all of this hell to get to the end of FEAR 2... just so that Alma could rape me to make a baby? ...Nice." - Me after beating FEAR 2.
Cutscene talked about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBBhZ1zst-s
Me: That's so freakin' awesome! He's a boss, man!
Friend: Yeah, he's such a boss that he suicided into the thing and did nothing.
EDIT: "Are you alright?" "Alright?! MOTHERFUCKER, that was a T-90, and I'm still alive! I AM AWESOME!" - Soldier from Battlefield 3.
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I say this giveaway is unfair to the people at the end of the thread, since no one wants to read through seven pages.
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I, for one, read through most of the quotes actually. Naturally, I skip past the really long ones or the ones that look like jumbled messes of letters and characters. However, I do agree that this is somewhat unfair. The creator of the thread should get a collection of his favorite quotes, and then make a thread where everyone can vote on the ones that are there. I read that the OP actually reads through every post I'm this thread. DON'T LOSE HOPE.
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both of you did, read through it. Plus as my Adopted Alien father always told me "Fair, what the fuck is fair? When my planet Zebulon was attacked and blew up on one told the ZZZZAtoids that what they were doing wasn't fair. Fair doesn't exist only the illusion that fair may exist. Now shut the f"""" up and eat you zippidyslooge!" There's no way to ensure that everyone reads everything. BUUUUT this is about the same fairness of democracy! Are you a commie are you? No, didn't think so. At least with my thingy there's A) effort required and B) more chance to win for all then in a random draw. Heck you could fix it and tell you friends about your post and have them vote on it or tell them to vote for a quote that you like. I don't care really, but yeah please if you guys wanna whine then post something in a I've entered 40 giveaways and haven't won yet or something. Plus if the first guy JarJar had read all post himself he'd see the same post on the last page soooo, he shouldn't really be I uno.
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Here's some from my favorite cartoon:
■ Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn’t have a guy’s hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts.
■ You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?
■ That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
■ I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Dont want to post too many. but all this from 1 brilliant kid... Eric cartman
P.S. He's on my avatar :) Sweeet...
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"My God … I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
-Marla Singer, Fight Club.
"If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person"
-Jack, Fight Club.
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
-Marla Singer, Fight Club.
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"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."
Homer from the Simpsons
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
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All except the last are from the game Elona.
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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ~ Cave Johnson
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2 of my favourite quotes by Lemmy from Motörhead
"I learnt, if you have a guitar you can get women to take their clothes off, and if you can play it, they come off a hell of alot faster!"
"If this band moved in next door to you, your lawn would die."
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The winning quote will be decided by the amount of comments added to their quote thread.
Plus I'll make sure winner is cool with Game chosen. I'm willing to put up 60 bones to the game agreed upon.
Please +1 to quote you like. The people vote.
Any questions they will be answered.
and why? I'm a writer and I like like fun. Why Dec 29th? because I will have Lots of games to gift then plus it gives time for people to vote.
Let the fun commence.
Edit: oh and to be fair I'll say who won and people get to vote on that too . . or not. What ever's fair.
winner has been chosen by a landslide and sonic generations was the game. Too
Edit. yet again. Oh and everyone wins for I'll do a private giveaway to winner and in case of a tie the same! Win.
Edit edit: you guys rock, fyi a reply = vote not new submission b/c. . . why not.
Edit to edit: Also Heads up to winner I now have an important event that week now so I'll be out in the wilderness for like a week but will be back on the 5th. Might put in a third place winner too. . . something like fun, as long as people learn how to find how to unlock 2nd place. You guys are awesome.
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