Weapons in a Zombie Apocalypse!

A Nokia 3310 is the weapon of my choice!
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a Mercedes CLS 320.
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A little clay Cthulhu. Mwah hah hah.

An elastic band.

A broken toy lightsaber.
Welp, time to die horribly. See you all around in the afterlife.
Well assuming I can't find a halberd. if I can I'll be a while.

BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF A PAINTBRUSH!

Glass?

A chocolate cookie..

Nothing.

A wall................

one of those slider things on a desk were you put your mouse/keyboard

A...felt chicken. On a stick. Now that's something, if you said "right" I might have wound up with only a puny hairbrush.

A train. I like trains.

good this i have some of this to my left http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=127938547

A carpet

My pillow! LOL

There's a table to my left.