Give him the speech Liam Neeson used in Taken, when he was on the phone with the captors.
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Seriously? You've never heard of people eating rabbits? I eat them all the time. It's not like we're running out of them. Your response was either the world's stupidest joke or really uncalled for. Take your pick.
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Read and watch Watership Down. Then weep copius tears for what you have realised the Rabbit must be going through.
I think you can find the whole Watership Down film on Youtube.
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Build an enclosure around the rabbit.
Go to a pet store.
Buy another rabbit.
Put it in the enclosure with the first rabbit.
Add food.
Add sexy music.
Expand enclosure while they copulate.
Keep doing this until they have reached a reproduction rate you can just manage to keep track of.
Start a rabbit selling business with your infinitely repopulating rabbit enclosure.
Make enough money to get employers to take over your work.
Get infinite money doing nothing.
Alternatively, you can do as said above with the infinite rabbits and just take over the world, but you and your rabbit army would have to eat your own soldiers to keep the rabbits from expanding beyond control and eating you and everything else before turning on each other...
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Rabbits scare you? You don't get out much do you?
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Eat it, raw and wriggling. With compliments of course.
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So I glanced out my front window.Blinds closed.And saw a dark spot outside.I opened the front door.And what else did I see but a rabbit.Lying there in the middle of my driveway.What should I do.I could really use suggestions.Rabbits scare me.
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