why does EVERY fucking search engine and forum etc on the internet insist on the american spelling of words? i cant type a full fuckin (FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!) sentence without a fuckin (FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!) red line underneath it -.- FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!

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Bing and Google are run by American countries IIRC.

Also, for the red line, find a UK dictionary for your browser.

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Most browsers should have it already pre-installed.

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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FTQ mate.

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Don't diss Elton John mate.

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DOG SHAVE THE QUEEN

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well, we have a freedom hater. Shall we get into political arguements or should you delete this before you get suspended for being a dickhole?

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freedom hater? why? lol suspended? dickhole? how does that even work? imo its a legitimate question.

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yes the "fuck you americas" really help your case for it just being a question. GG sir, you make your country proud

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cheers mate.

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I think it's more about how you ask the question. It's a little unnecessary. Also, it's a little silly to blame America for encouraging innovation and having business success.

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lets not list the vastly numerous problems in the modern world caused by 'Murica' eh.

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you talk as though no country causes problems.

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america doesnt cause all of the problems in the world. its just that people seem to care more about what the americans do, in fact every fucking developed country in the world causes as much problems to others as america. even third world countries still manage to píss off and cause problems to others, but you dont know since it doesnt it involve your country or america then its not worth talking (media logic)

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Why would I get into that? Your topic was related to search engines requiring American English spelling.

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someone's gotta monopolize the world.

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Freedom? As in freedom to do what American's Government tell you to do freedom? I never understood how American's consider themselves a free nation, when they are ruled with an iron fist, lied to and spied upon by their own government. 51% of their tax payers money ends up going towards war and spying, rather than healthcare or education, it's quite sad that the media even blindsides them into thinking they are doing good.

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Because 'Murica.

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That's badass. I'm gonna get a tattoo of that.

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No need to be jealous because you're not American.
America welcomes all.

Also 'Fuck You America' is proper American English.

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The British English language stole words from everyone else.

The American English language made a few changes and removed the watermark.

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Stole is the wrong word here, but I wasn't talking about about that.
I was talking about

"I cant type a full fuckin (FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!) sentence without a fuckin (FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!) red line underneath it -.- FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!"

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My post was before the edit.

Also, stole is fair, just look at this quote.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
--James D. Nicoll

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Ah, that make sense D:

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Technically, there should be a comma after "you".

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You mad bro?

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y u mad tho. What are you even talking about even, what red line lol

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A zigzagged red line is placed under incorrectly spelt words by the browser dictionary file. Given most default to US English, us British English users will get the red line under words spelt in the way we are used to. Like Colour.

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Or "spelt".

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Bah, I'm a Kiwi. We seem to be taught a bastard mix of the two. Most of my words are to British English standards though.

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Lolz...I'm in America but for some reason, I always spelled armor and honor as armour and honour in my younger years. Was confused why word processors always gave me a red zigzag until one of my teachers explained about the difference...

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+1 - I've learnt at a young age to work with either, I can swap whenever I like and it doesn't worry me. Color or colour, etc. Just depends how lazy you are...

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Also it depends on your audience. If I'm writing something for an American audience or recipient, I'll generally switch on my US dictionary and try to get my brain into "US English" mode!

Still can't bring myself to use semantically nonsensical phrases like "I could care less", though :)

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so that's why i'm always confused when i spell color thinking there's a u in there.

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Ah, so he's just [insert synonym for stupid, but not as harsh].

Boooo- I'm too [mentioned word] to actually change the default settings for my browser and word processor -hoooo

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Um. Anger management issues?

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Anger issues *

'Anger Management' is the, well, management of anger. That, and a VERY bad film.

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He has issues managing his anger :D

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Thanks for correcting him. :)

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Umm... sorry for spellcheck? Maybe you're using American software and sites; whose fault is that?

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i'll let this fester for a few days (before i get banned lol) and see what transpires.

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Trust me it won't that that long.
The only thing that you made clear is that your anally anguished that you don't know how to change browser's language setting and don't know how to look up a non-american homepage.

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Paraphrase: "I can't type a full sentence without a red line under it".

This has nothing to do with America, and everything to do with learning how to use a computer.
If you have a red line in your software indicating a spelling mistake, you have it set to US English, change it in options to UK English.

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Cause the Internet was created by muricans originally. Therefore, we get all browsers fitted with American English if you get an English language browser. Better to have it as such than not to have the Internet.

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The internet was invented by Americans. The World Wide Web was invented by the British.

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The www protocol is pretty unnecessary though. All it did was add confusion to the already present confusion in the Internet.

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Actually, the protocol is called http, www is only a reference to the world wide web that's built upon that. ;)

And considering that's actually what you're using to see this very page, I don't think it added much confusion. You would rather everyone still use irc, ftp and gopher? (From command prompts I presume)

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There are websites that use www and websites that don't. If you've been around long enough on the web, you would have seen what I mean.

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It's just a common nomenclature to identify the address of the website. It helps when a site have ftp, mail and other servers to identify which one is the web server by using the www on the DNS entry.

Some sites choose to do without, or simply default to the web sever when no prefix is applied to the address. I only started using the internet in 1994 but it was not as common back then to omit the www prefix, as far as I can remember.

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It can also separate two different sites using the same address, one with www and the other without. So like I said, it just adds confusion.

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Read this please : Hypertext Transfer Protocol
or stop writing

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I know what HTTP is. After all, I had to learn what it is to code websites in one of my school modules.
And like I said, "fragmentation" of the sites do exist. So please stop trying to argue just for arguments sake.

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It ain't language settings. It's dictionary settings.

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Nope.jpg

Edit: Before anyone goes asking about my bookmarks bar, I will not be answering any of your questions.

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Your browser does it differently. Mine has browser language settings (aka, menu text) in the options and dictionary on right click.

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He only merely modified my image. If you can see the similarities, that's from my image.

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Just that mine is slightly faster only. But who cares about the time saved?

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Pardon, but my mind works in a way that every right-click menu item is a different setting by itself.

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I haven't been to AnimeAddventure for years. I once tried writing something on the site, but it was removed because the chapters were too short. :(

In the end, I uploaded my work to FanFiction.net

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How short was short? The minimum length I seem to see there is around 300 words.

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Sure you want to leave that picture with your email address up?

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Does it matter if I leave it up or not?

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You might be, gasp, hacked! Oh no!

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They can try, I got my two-step on. :)

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So which ones are you? The ones we saved or the ones whose ass we kicked?

Clicky

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Maybe neither?

o/

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Nice SKS.

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u wot m8?

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I'm guessing you're a secret Stateside spelling sympathiser (or "sympathizer", perhaps...) and have American spellings enabled in your browser spell checker?

-_-

Here is how you can fix it (in Firefox, anyway... The procedure will be similar in other browsers...)

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Even Borat liked the US and A ,you should not dis America...

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Maybe you're spelling everything wrong. It's "color," not "colour" dumbass ;).

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Its colour and dumbarse.

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I've got to agree, only illiterates spell colour as 'color'.

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Actually, 'colour' is British English while 'color' is American English.

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Exactly, only illiterates.

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We should agree to disagree about spelling and just accept that English as a whole is a terrible language that thrives on arbitrary spelling, an alphabet with unnecessary letters like C, Q, X and J and that both British English and American English are both heavily butchered and completely wrong Old Anglo-Saxton English! :D

No? Guess all of us will have to be illiterate as we accept words like "colonel", "aren't" and "everyday" as normal and neither of us can even spell "Briton" correctly anymore, as it actually was originally spelt that way centuries ago.

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I need the J. Without it, I'd be called Ohn.

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The "J" sound is just "D" with a "Zh" sound attached to it, and that is exactly how the International Phonetic Alphabet classifies the English J.

Similarly, "C" is contextually either identical to "K" or "S", X is either "Z" or "Ks" and "Qu" is identical to "Kwa".

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Dzhohn? **** no.

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Actually, it'd be Dzhon since the h is silent and also technically unnecessary if either American English or British English actually followed it's own rules. :P

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Stop trying to mess up my name!

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I am just spelling it as it would be if the British weren't illiterate and ruined it for the Americans that they gave their English to, too. If only they did things like write "color" and "hallo" like the Latin and German people they originally copied and didn't somehow confuse "J" and "Y", since the "Y" sound is used for the letter J by almost every other language that writes in a Latin script. (i.e. for the word Hallelujah)

No hard feelings, just messing with you, but the above is true. lol

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Oh btw, it's the muricans that messed up British English if you see some of their old writings. So I claim shenanigans on your first sentence.

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Actually, the corruption of English started before Caucasians even settled in America, so that's not entirely true. lol

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So shenanigans on both of us?

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Pretty much. lol

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English English was getting messed up right from the outset. No language is an island, even when it's spoken on an island!

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Don't blame the British for American language. They chose to continue using it, with their alterations to try to claim it as their own work.

And we are keeping the English language as it is. I spent more than a decade in school, I'm not going back to learn it again.

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American English is descended from British English, therefore any faults that British English has had were passed on to American English. Plus, British English isn't it's own work either, it takes heavy amounts of words from neighboring languages (and not-so-neighboring languages like Japanese) and has a common ancestor in German.

Also, the British are not in fact keeping English as it is, as the Oxford Dictionary adds new words every year and many words, definitions and spellings fall out of use over time. Resistance is futile to the self-corruption of linguistics! :P

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Even Britain itself is full of regional variations, and the accepted Queen's English will vary wildly from the form spoken in many areas of the country. As you say, there's a feedback loop where some dialectical variations, emergent words or even ones borrowed from other languages become accepted into "official" OED usage, and the language keeps evolving.

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Really, it's the Indo-Europeans who are to blame. I say we nuke them.

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Indeed. Language is a product of its speakers, and constantly evolving. English language of every variety is full of divergent and non-sensical corruptions and deviations from both its roots, and from any regular and universal rules.

Celebrate the differences...

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ebonics would be an example of language being a product of its people.

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lol dont mistake my coarse language as anger, all weegies speak this way, if youve ever been to Glasgow you would know this. i also have all my settings set to UK english but still i get the red line shit. hey who knows one day your racist bigoted country will rule the world but lets hope not eh.

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It's almost definitely your browser dictionary that's the problem, not your PC settings.

Have you checked out this link?

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calm down

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Still being rectumly ravaged ;3

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Hey it's pretty good here. The Chinese food is excellent.

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Guess you'll have to use the Opera Browser with the Yandex search engine, considering that Internet Explorer, Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Google, Yahoo, Bing, Ask and AOL are all made by Americans.

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Chrome can use the British spelling though. It's all in the spell-checker settings.

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He hasn't said which browser he was using though, but did indicate that setting whichever to British English did not result in spellcheck indicating otherwise.

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Maybe it's the Glaswegian dialect, but the OP seems more intent on senselessly raging than resolving the issue :)

Good on him, though. Few things are as therapeutic as a good rant.

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What browser are you using?

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Up until 2 minutes ago, I had the exact opposite problem. Chrome insisted on marking words in US English as incorrect, and UK spelling as right.

I never cared enough to change it before but it took me about 5 seconds to go in the browser settings and change what dictionary was used for spell check.

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change your browser's language to your own dipshit.

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Your post is like the pot calling the kettle black. That's how I see it.

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because your country sucks and you talk funny. I'm not sure I understand your question

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