getting bullied

Grow some and stand up for youself, otherwise your going to get bullied all your life.

I can **** myself? Oh boy!

Something seems odd about asking for help with mean people in your life...and then telling those you're soliciting for help to **** themselves.

Been through something similar back in grade school - the teachers knew what was going on and let it happen - I was left to fend for myself, and I did.

Not sure it's the best advice to give, but in my situation, physically defending myself from being attacked worked out for me - even though I was bullied nearly on a daily basis, I was able to come out of it stronger in a way... knowing I have the character to stand up for myself.

Ideally, I think it would be better if you can go to a councillor or principal... or someone in the faculty about what's going on. It's not fun to admit being bullied, but if you want this to change you have to take that first step.

Don't let them bring you down, man.

PS: Turn that violent fantasy of yours into something creative - please don't act it out for real.

oi m8 wotchya lukin at ma prufil 4 u betta nut beh tryin t huk meh m8 i swer on me mums lyfe i will cull op ma nigga tyron ta beet da shet outta u, ye u betta run

Come at me, bro.

Remember you are not the only one who lives these.
When I was in high school I also went to school with these kind of stupids. It made me hate to study,school,teachers everyone exept my few friends of course family.
I didn't go to school, I went to cinema, watched films all day long. School finished and I see the only thing high school gave me is love of cinema, now i study in film school. The things I lived with these kind of bullies in high school may cause damage. For exp. I still sometimes see them in nightmares but nobody's perfect remember that.

if srs, find some allies/friends, unless your boarding school is real small, there has to be some others who would make good friends

Ignore them/the bullying. It's a reaction they crave - don't supply them.

Trust me on this, there's only one thing they understand: violence. Hit harder and they'll leave you alone, or even start to respect you. Show them you're a man! Yeah, I know that's stupid, but whoever said you could use logic with bullies is as idiotic as them.

How do I know that? Well... I used to be one of these assholes.

Why are they bullying you, there's probably something about you that nobody likes if everyone's doing it. Sometimes you have to look at your self, maybe there is something wrong with your personality that started it. Also, what exactly are they doing, maybe they're just having fun with you but you're just too sensitive or take it personal.

Poison their drinks or something, stand up for yourself or just ignore it. Talk to one of the higher ups.

just them again and again if they do that to you.
if you always punch them in the face when they do that, they will be your enemy.
and enemy never talk with each other.
done.

Well, based on your p.s. you may be deserving at least a bit of it.
You have three choices:

• Learn to ignore and avoid them. Things like "manning up" won't work, the more you antagonize them, the more they'll have fun with it.
• Seek assistance from those in charge of that stablishment and/or your guardians.
• Change whatever asshole behavior you have that triggers their dick response, such as your p.s. comment.

punch them in the face

You should learn Jiujitsu and choke one of em out.

1. Go to gym.
2. Work out.
3. Build muscles.
4. Go to a sport shop.
5. Buy a baseball bat (or golf club).
6. Beat the crap out of the bullies.
7. Dance.
8. Profit

Seriously tough, they bully you because you're an easy prey. Bite hard back once and they'll leave you alone.

You are bullied because you are pathetic, hating every other human being out of sheer depression is pathetic.
Change that, and you won't be bothered.

I stay in a boarding house full of total dicks.
"Well, can you get out of there/switch schools?"

A bunch of cretins who enjoy insulting, aggravating and pushing people around for their own amusement.
"At least your ability to observe is unhurt - try to use that to your advantage!"

Sometimes it happens quite often, other times only rarely. They typically go way too far and then apologize afterwords like it was nothing / blame it on each other (those two faced, manipulative bastards). They all seem to have a split personality where one minute they're friendly and the next all they want to do is torment you. The worst part is that most teachers, pupils, even some of my friends, think they are friendly.
"I agree with you. This part is actually the worst. People like teachers and parents don't seem to have a grasp of what's happening. Try to talk to them, break up in tears if you must. While I do agree with someone who posted that below, namely that bullies only understand violence and how one reacts to it, I strongly suggest not 'getting on their level' - I used to do that and I hurt someone so bad that people became afraid of me - it's actually not better :P People make up worse stories about you than they used to even.."

My response to all this for the most part is to put up with it. I don't like admitting to myself or anyone else that I get bullied. I'd rather not think about it.
"Do think and talk about it - it's critical that you do. Else, you might end up doing something you'll regret forever."

I've told them to stop countless times, insulted them back, even punched one of them in the face (that felt good). But it just makes things worse. Nothing ever changes the fact that they are bullies and they bully me.
"While I'm not sure what the perfect reaction would be (I highly doubt there is one), I do believe in communication, so... try the parents/teacher way, rather than insult them back - that'll put fuel in their fire :/"

I've lost a lot of faith in people and human nature in general because these people have shown me how devious and two faced people can really be. It's sad i know. But here comes the really crazy part. I actually have dreams of brutally hurting them, even killing them.
"If only you knew how many people feel EXACTLY the same, mainly because of such things like bullying :P
The thing is, you cannot change those pricks. Society has already formed dicks out of them, they're already lost. The only thing you have perfect influence on is yourself! So, try to infuse your own life with positive energy, like doing activities that you crave, eating whatever the fuck you want, playing games, meeting friends in different locations/other parts of town, whatever.. Enrich your own life, do whatever it takes until you get happy :D aaaaaand with this newly achieved self esteem, you'll be able to ignore the little fuckers.
How do I know it works? Guess what ;)"

in summary: I'm not very popular, not very tall or strong, i can't outwit them, can't move boarding house, can't change school, can't get away from them at all. And don't tell me to turn to someone because I don't see anyone giving these people what they truly deserve.
Advice?
"Alright, forget my question at the beginning :P Why is it that you can't change schools etc?
Oh and believe me, you probably like to THINK of revenge in all brutal forms there are, you even might wanna do that, really, because it builds up self esteem, buuuuut it would be the wrong way to deal with them. Of course, they'd deserve it, I'm sure anybody in this situation would agree. Hell, I would agree :D But it, LIFE, is about yourself, really. Like I mentioned, do whatever the fuck you like, make everything in your life about you and get happy doing things without dicks around. My personal favorite is hiking through the woods and such - it's amazing ;)"

p.s. if u think this is tl,dr u can yourself.
"It is an underly (is that even a word??) discussed topic, I agree. But this is probably the wrong platform to discuss this and expect a 0% TLDR percentage :P
Like I said, turn to your parents. Really, do that. It will help yourself a freaking lot."**

Even if this doesn't help you at all... believe me, you are not alone in this. And whatever it is, you end up doing, remember that your own life should serve only ONE purpose: to make you happy. You are a human being full of potential, (I guess) you're young and would be full of energy, if it wasn't for these Hitlers, so always try to focus on your own selffulfillment :)

Pay them with their own medicine. I bet they have weak points they feel ashamed about. Find them, and take the piss in a funny way in front of everyone else. Also you said you've punched one of them in the face. I'd say u need to do it stronger.

Yes? I can do? How can I? Dunno how it works, can you explain?

TL;DR: Dont talk about being bullied (which is bad ofc) and then tell other to....

Dont let situations and feelings repress inside you. You have two options:

1. Grow a pair, do some work out and go for the "Tango Down".
2. Ignore them. Just the way you ignore a random pedestrian who accidentally or not hits you with his shoulder when he passes by.

And not being popular or tall isn't a bad thing. I never liked being popular, dont see the reason, either I want people to like me.

I recommend growing up a bit...
Having a nickname that translates to sh*t smells nasty isn't funny. If you think it is, maybe it's your sense of humour they're laughing at. (Also, your profile text kinda proves me right on this)
And calm down with the PS, it's not helping you if you're offensive against everyone you meet.

Join a Self Defense class, this bullying is the universe telling to do something about it, and you have to do something, remember if you do fight back, regardless of outcome, they will lay off as you are not the easy target they thought you were.

pull their pants down fuck them in the ass anal no lube just pure dryness while laughing like a manic then they wont be able to walk then you stand up with that massive boner and say WHO ELSE??? problem solved............