5 days ago my dog died. Pood thing was, he died of old age. A hours later, I bought a new puppy. Nor some reason, it acted just like my previous dog. 7hankfully, he is very lovable and reminds me of my old friend.

Tirst, I introduced him to my friends and family. H of my close friends fell in love with him right away, and asked where did I get him from. 4eing a joker myself, I said he just appeared in front of my doorstep. 6 weeks rolled past, and he has grown pretty big. Auckily, I have a huge house where he can run and roam freely.

Vet's talk about their names. H was my old dog's name. L is the name of my new dog, I know it sounds weird, but hey it means something. Dhe thing is, a dog will always be your friend, if you show him love and affection. Ban't say that about your ex-girlfriend!

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You give your dogs numbers as names... isn't that kinda disrespectful?

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I call him zero, and I call him nine, I don't see anything wrong with that. Plus it has a special meaning.

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You said it has meaning to it, so neither do I. It's not like you're calling them Dog 1.0 and Dog 2.0.

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Doge*

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Well, i wouldn't like it if i was called "One" or "Sixty-Nine" ... It's my opinion, probably other people don't think so but i do

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Yeah, but you're a cat person, so no-one cares what you think of dog naming habits. ;)

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Don't be that mean ;-;

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Jade is usually (often, sometimes, every now and then) kidding when saying mean things, so really it's an expression of affection.

Edit: But seriously, cat people are insane.

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Hey... I'm a cat person...

I left you a "present" in the litter box to prove it. (⌐■_■)

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You took a shit in your cat's litter box? Disgusting. But thanks for proving my point, man!

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o_O NO! It's "next" to the cat's "present", mine is the one in the red foil wrapping paper with the neon green ribbon on it. :(

What kind of monster do you think I am‽‽‽

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You wrap your poo in wrapping paper?

:P
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LOL I bet the maker of this post is laughing his ass off, Is the story even true? because a lot of people are missing the point of it

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I didn't. You're referring to OP, right?

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How the hell do you know so well what he/her is thinking? What are you? He's/her's mother?

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and noone cares about any opinion of dog-persons at all! ;p

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Well, my dog's name is 'Goody'. She likes everybody so we just called her that :P

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names of pets can be numbers or words, Its the Sound and meaning that is relevent and 0 and 9 are not bad sounds.

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You've got a point.

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We had a cat that ended up answering to "Catbutt" and all 4 of the current ones turn and look for "Dammit, cat!".

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I have four cats. Violet, Lilac, Mephit, and Ozzie. Sometimes, I swear that they think the word MEPHIT means WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?! because when I call for Mephit, the rest all run and hide. But when I call for Violet, they all come running. Including Mephit.

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Hey o/ o/ o/ o/ | o\ o\ o\ Just wanted to get in on some reply action

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Sad story... but thanks for the Key ! :)

Blackwell Deception
5G6FT-F4B6L-L09TC

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NP!

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Mastermind

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Wow. You are a real mastermind.

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You!... Anyway :) I won't curse :D GJ bro! And fbi86, you deserve the name FBI just as Maskagass does :)

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Solved, but already taken! Thanks anyway!

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What was here to solve?

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oh, i get it.

1 decade ago
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I have to wonder if the people who solved this are sociopaths... or maybe I'm just trying to make excuses for my own failure to catch it.

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Nine is a good name :)

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wow, such sad, very doge

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LOL. Nice Puzzle! Trolled everybody.

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"5 days ago my dog died" and "6 weeks rolled past, and he has grown pretty big" :D if that didn't help you to understand that the story isn't the point of this then... :D

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I actually bought a new puppy 6 hours after my dog died. So 9 has grown quite a bit since then.

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Couple of threads later :
''And this dog's name is 4, it means a lot to me.''
However, I totally get it :)

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dogs die all the time. what's even more surprising is that humans do the same.. insects as well. i once had a spider, it died after 3 days. i sat on it and i was so sad.

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hmmm happend to my old cat 5 days ago.

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did your dog bark ?

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Deaths are sad.

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if you buy Nintendogs your dog will never die

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+1 buy a Nintendo DS to play Nintendogs and have puppies forever

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when is the Animal Abuse DLC coming out

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Yeah, but then I feel guilty for not playing for any extended period of time. MY POOR CORGI. OH GOD.

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Yesterday my dog died, I hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
So the next time you blog try to spit a flow
You want to criticize, dog? Try a little more
I'm so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole
I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
Better hold on a little tighter here I go
Flows tighter, hot headed as Ghost Rider
Cold hearted as Spiderman throwing a spider in the snow
So you better get lower than Flo-rida
Inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
Why am I like this? Why is winter cold?
Why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes
Listen dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets
This isn't golf this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost
Shit dissing me is just like pissing off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his drawers
Tickle him, go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

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damn son, that is one long ass game key!

1 decade ago
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Hum... Was the story true, or you just made it up for the key? :)

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I am smelling bull.. no one buys a puppy that quick

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+1

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bark

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much sad

doge die

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gooby plz

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i feel bad, but you're lucky to have a new dog like your old one

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Cool story bro......especially with the key and all!!!

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Is it just me or does everyone see numbers everywhere?

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Nah, You correct.

I can't for the life figure out what 564609 is... tried putting it at the end of a giveaway.. and did nothing. So, what ccan it be!

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First number or letter of every sentence by paragraphs.

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If this were real:

0, 9, eh?

Are you numbering your Nintendogs by emulator save state number?

Old age is a good thing to die of. Beats the alternative.

And to lighten the mood, a joke: let's hope that your new dog can obey the Sit command as well as your old dog.


Yeah, I'm an ass.

Good luck, everyone.

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Will his dog be able to obey the Sith command? Only the force can tell.

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Closed 1 decade ago by fbi86.