What's Your Armor Hunter Name?

typed in same name 3 times and got 3 different answers....lol why even ask for a name

YOUR ARMOR HUNTER NAME IS

Brown Bile Quimby

NUMBER OF KILLS: 332

PRIME ABILITY: Omniscience

LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: Ninth Moon of Hant

CAUSE OF DEATH: Caught in a bomb burst by Halioe, the 93rd recorded Manowar

Ix the Well-Reasoned
Number of Kills: 13
Prime Ability: Amazing seductive prowess
Location of Last Battle: [REDACTED]
Cause of Death: Spring break

Sounds about right!

Archduke Tolt
NUMBER OF KILLS: 72
PRIME ABILITY: Mastery of light and shadow
LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: Awmetree
CAUSE OF DEATH: Followed your dream. (It was inside a black hole.)

Dark Mace the Quarrier

NUMBER OF KILLS: 432

PRIME ABILITY: Invisibility

LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: Neptar Gas Giant

CAUSE OF DEATH: Pulse blast by Viserion, Manowar #104

Luna the Passive
NUMBER OF KILLS: 73
PRIME ABILITY: Liquid manipulation
LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: The Ngasa Trench
CAUSE OF DEATH: Atomized by The Faceless Armor

Prefect Demos
NUMBER OF KILLS: 22
PRIME ABILITY: Omniscience
LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: Antill
CAUSE OF DEATH: Dropped from the upper atmosphere by Vala, the Bloodied Manowar

It changes every time...

Rightous Cosmo (bad name :( )
Number of Kills: 60
Prime Ability: Neuromancer
Location of Last Battle: The Gevangrion Nebula
Cause of Death: Concealed being infected by armor, killed by your own Armor Hunters (ehh, again, that's why I prefer solo :P )

My bro had more funny:
Humble V-Ditti
Number of Kills: 43
Prime Ability: Dark matter manipulation
Location of Last Battle: The Ngasa Trench
Cause of Death: You really, really don't want to know

Half-Life XVIII
NUMBER OF KILLS: 18
PRIME ABILITY: Precision butcher
LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: Torkmada
CAUSE OF DEATH: Cremated by Zipharon, the 13th recorded Manowar

Belicose Heloron

Number of Kills: 78

Prime Ability: Bilocation

Location of Last Battle: Maxun-7

Cause of Death: Converted into processable data by SaoWar, the Ancient Armor

lol...

Q

Your Armor Hunter Name Is
Arkon the Deafener

Number of Kills: 972

Prime Ability: Gastrointestinal arsenal

Location of Last Battle: Mino

Cause of Death: Thrust into a volcanic geyser by Resp, the 88th recorded Manowar

High Judge Gigawatt
NUMBER OF KILLS: 85
PRIME ABILITY: Power mimicry and absorption
LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: [REDACTED]
CAUSE OF DEATH: Who or what is a Vincent Van Goat?

I really like my power ability. Going to do a search for the stuff now :3

Your Armor Hunter Name Is
Ratchet Throwdown
Number of Kills: 972
Prime Ability: Sanctified torso
Location of Last Battle: Anivar
Cause of Death: [CLASSIFIED]

Your Armor Hunter Name Is
Xen Rabbex
Number of Kills: 86
Prime Ability: Kinetic absorption
Location of Last Battle: Ilkpao
Cause of Death: Pulled the short straw, cannibalized by your own teammates

no female chars. meh ^^

Your Armor Hunter Name Is Nazomi Pariah.
Number of Kills: 33.
Prime Ability: Infectious Boltzmann brain paradox. (Cool)
Location of Last Battle: Low orbit over Monteque.
Cause of Death: Sucked out of airlock. (LOL)

Have a nice day. :)

Your Armor Hunter Name Is:

Bumble-B Dementor

Number of Kills: 47

Prime Ability: Unbearable stench

Location of Last Battle: The Cesp Oort Cloud

Cause of Death: Atomized by The Faceless Armor

Your Armor Hunter Name Is

Contestable Recoil

Number of Kills: 82

Prime Ability: Just plain creepy

Location of Last Battle: Fourth Moon of Paz

Cause of Death: Parachute didn't open

Your Armor Hunter Name Is
Ranciore Deco-Dron
Number of Kills: 32
Prime Ability: Deep-seated resentment
Location of Last Battle: Bow-IX
Cause of Death: Killed by your own troops during pursuit of Womanowar-12

Goddammit Jimmy, watch your fire.

I do like cheddar

Your Armor Hunter Name Is
Brigadeer Bragget
Number of Kills: 91
Prime Ability: Mastery of light and shadow
Location of Last Battle: Disto
Cause of Death: Killed by your own troops during pursuit of Womanowar-12

fucking backstabbers...

YOUR ARMOR HUNTER NAME IS

Zebranius Rebar

NUMBER OF KILLS: 91

PRIME ABILITY: Indomitable will

LOCATION OF LAST BATTLE: The Singularity

CAUSE OF DEATH: Sucked out of airlock