Fuck that shit. I love her. Really.

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Get back to 9gag?

1 decade ago
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I'm don't like 9gag.

1 decade ago
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Go back to reddit then , no one gives a fuck about your friendzone

1 decade ago
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Based on a lot of the comments on this thread, I think at least a few people give a fuck about his friendzone.

1 decade ago
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That's because they're pathetic, egotistical, sociopathic losers.

1 decade ago
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How caring for another human being can be egotistic and sociopathic? How??

1 decade ago
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Oh sorry, i missed the part where they "care for another human being". All i see here is beta male whining and misogyny

1 decade ago
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Well... I care, and I'm not pathetic, egotistical, sociopathic, or a loser.

1 decade ago
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That's the attitude! You go, girl!

1 decade ago
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A moment of silence for our fallen friend in the friendzone. :'(

1 decade ago
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:'(

1 decade ago
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I have a friend who is in friendzone with his former "gf". It is sad how he tried to get her back, but he never will, and your chances are really slim too, good luck anyway...

1 decade ago
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Run at her naked and yell GIMME SOME LOVIN. If that doesn't work then you should give up.

1 decade ago
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It's can work.

1 decade ago
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you should try it and record it. If it works all is well, but if it fails at least you have a potentially viral video!

1 decade ago
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My pipi 18 cm. It's normally? Because i scare record it if it small :D

1 decade ago
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I have one that's 8cm and another beside its that 9cm. Do I add their lengths up or average them out?

1 decade ago
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WTF YOU HAVE 2?!?!?!? why so little? i have 3

1 decade ago
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What is Love?

1 decade ago
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baby don't hurt me :'(

1 decade ago
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Don't hurt me, no more.

1 decade ago
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Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

1 decade ago
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Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on

1 decade ago
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I realised that ^this^ will make it worse.... :(. You're welcome. ;)

1 decade ago
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Now really...i am in a situation like your's....but i don't know if we are even friends...

1 decade ago
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Just move on. Don’t make someone a priority in your life when you’re only an option in theirs.

1 decade ago
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+1

1 decade ago
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But... I really love her. =\

1 decade ago
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Do something ridiculous and tell her then. Then she'll either be in for good or out for good.

At least then you won't be dying of suspense.

1 decade ago
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In fact of the matter is that I have a good friend to her.

1 decade ago
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There is no reward without risk.

1 decade ago
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Need radical action?

1 decade ago
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Yup. Bandwagon. No brakes.

1 decade ago
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Then let go and stop being a douchebag! If she doesn't love you, she never will. You're not "friendzoned", she's just not interested in you.

Seriously, get off the high horse and accept the facts. "Friendzone" is just a bullshit excuse for butthurt men whose ego can't accept the fact that a woman is just not interested in them

1 decade ago
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someone is on her period

1 decade ago
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seems like you've been friendzoned by a guy before.. awwww sheit.

1 decade ago
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you don't love her , you want to have sex with her; if you wouldn't want that , you wouldn't have a problem with the friend-zone. And this in-love feeling is just a brain-chemistry. Ignore her for a few months , have a few faps and move on.

1 decade ago
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holy crap that was wise

1 decade ago
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Y SHE NO <3 Your 'AmazingBanana' ?

1 decade ago
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What?

1 decade ago
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hes making a joke about ur _____

1 decade ago
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BadAss

1 decade ago
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he has a point though :D whats with the nickname.?

1 decade ago
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its better to do something, anything than be in the friend zone. be mean. do something fucked up. its fucked up, but sad truth about female psychology. she'll respect you more as someone mean that as a friend. sad commentary. but allllll too true.

1 decade ago
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:(

1 decade ago
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Shows how much you know about women

1 decade ago
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as a woman +1

1 decade ago
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You forget that not every woman is the same, and sadly he has some truth in what he says.

1 decade ago
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yeah it does. and to plus1, denial is a river in egypt ;p

1 decade ago
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Maybe she feels the same way? Maybe you should tell her at least?

1 decade ago
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She says (in russian): "Ты мне тоже очень нравишся, но только как друг" FRIENZONE!!!!

1 decade ago
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Ohh. :( Мне очень жаль.

1 decade ago
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Indeed. T^l€F#$@n&M][{}o?

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ты в душе романтик? может в этом проблема? может девушка хочет приключений на свою жопу?

1 decade ago
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This.

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That.

1 decade ago
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Love sucks go play video games and read some books

1 decade ago
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You right.

1 decade ago
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Your avatar is perfect. I chortled.

1 decade ago
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you`re only important.

1 decade ago
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Just watch forgetting Sarah Marshall, It'll make you believe that one day, you'll find someone as fucking hot as Mila Kunis

1 decade ago
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lol

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I was in the friendzone for about 4 years. I hadn't really had a serious relationship beforehand nor during the first 3.5 years of friendzone; I was still a virgin too. Then I just gave up on her (moving a couple hours away helped), and I thought, "Fuck it." I went a little crazy out at the bars with one night stands for half a year.

Apparently this was interpreted by her as "more confidence," and we started dating. Been married 4 years now as of last Friday.

Fuck if I understand it. Good luck.

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Thx, bro :)

1 decade ago
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Please note: this case is an extreme outlier.

Although you should most definitely do what he did: forget about her, and get more confidence. Just don't do those things in hopes of catching her eye. Just FORGET ABOUT HER. No matter what else happens, that's the best way.

1 decade ago
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A moment of silence

1 decade ago
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For our fallen brethren.

1 decade ago
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1 decade ago
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Love hurts sometimes, that's why I've decided to stay single. Never feel heartbroken again (unless someone close to me dies).

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1 decade ago
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and "close to you" pile is limited so it is somehow wise choice ;]

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Had feelings for a girl 7 years straight. I know how you feel man.
A moment of silence for another of the Zoned ):

1 decade ago
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It's really sad :(

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you'll make it through, she'll come around or you'll find another. all i can say is, you'll find someone perfect for you

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That's shitty, dude.

Best thing to do is cut ties. Makes it easier for you to get by without seeing her everyday. Maybe she'll realize how much she depends on you, and that she needs to earn your company if it's going to be a reciprocal relationship.

99% of the time the girl won't actually realize that, but like I said, it also makes it easier for you if you just don't see her.

SOURCE: Been heartbroken like 900 times, and I've been friendzoned by the person I cared most about in the world for like five years. I'd never go down that road again.

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Kill her and sex the body

1 decade ago
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Don't forget to loot.

1 decade ago
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-> Change 'her' with SuperFluffyKitty

What comes around, goes around!

1 decade ago
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D:

1 decade ago
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while its still warm

1 decade ago
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What a SuperSluttyKitty :-/

1 decade ago
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I've been friendzoned and I have friendzoned others. It's a never-ending vicious circle.

1 decade ago
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Throw rocks at her windows and play crappy music of a boom box, I saw it in a movie.

1 decade ago
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Better yet, write her 365 letters! That always gets the girl...or a restraining order. I can't quite recall.

1 decade ago
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Better better yet try a poem, that shit is like gold.

1 decade ago
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Better better better yet, send her a telegram. That's ancient.

1 decade ago
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why not a messenger pigeon?

1 decade ago
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I was thinking about morse code!

1 decade ago
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No, it's all about the smoke signals!

1 decade ago
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Actually it's all about ancient symbols.

1 decade ago
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Nah, just leave dead cats on her doorstep. Or just roadkills (I don't mean the human kind). If that doesn't say "LOOK AT MEH!", I'm not sure what will.

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raep mite wurk tri dat

1 decade ago
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Don't be upset , it's your parents fault for making you ugly and no girl wants to be with you.

1 decade ago
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lol a tad bitter and we troll?

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Rape her... no, sorry, that was my other personality talking...
just kill the guy/girl that she loves, then wait for the rebound, friendzone wins.
or, if you don't want to do something ilegal, or "bad", just:
A) move on. and be happy with your new female friend
B) keep on triying until she start to hate you (bad ending D:), or love you (good ending :D)

... i should avoid japanese games for a while...

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Probably should avoid the Hentai too....

1 decade ago
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and INTERNET as porn ads can appear from nowhere :)

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I was on the same spot years ago. Now Im married with her ;)

Be agressive and show your feelings. Maybe she just sisnt realize your love yet. Never Give up my friend, never.

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once you are friendzoned you never get out :P

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Bang and bounce, no time for love.

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Closed 1 decade ago by AmazingBanana.