Am I getting too old for this?
I've been trying to convince my wife to adopt some cute 20 year old raunchy Asian girl for years but it seems she's dead set against adoption. I can't understand why.
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Happy Birthday! Instead of being an old fart, you can be Clint Eastwood.
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Between that shotgun and Yeliena's suggestion of putting landmines, I think I could have a kid-free lawn in no time. (Mostly because the lawn in jail isn't exactly a kid's playground.)
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I will enjoy being 41 for a few months before thinking about 42, if you don't mind. :P
But in a year, I will be the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.
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Well, can't wish you Happy B-Day in advance, still 2 days to go, and some say it's bad luck. Not that i'm superstitious, but oh well... :)
Anyways, thank you for making me feel better, i was feeling old myself the other day... Glad there's someone out there actually older than me! :)
Sorry if it doesn't make you feel better about yourself in itself, but take solace knowing it makes me feel better about myself, which could indirectly make you feel better for making someone else feel better. :D
Also, many thanks for the train ride. ;)
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Just got done taking the very nice train you created. Wanted to come back and say thank you and to give you a bump for that awesome and creative cake! Just for the record -- from where I sit in my rocking chair, you're still a young pup! Enjoy the wisdom that a few years on this planet brings :-)
Thanks for the train ride!
Loops
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I wouldn't mind getting back the body I had 20 years ago, but I prefer the life experience I've gathered over my youth.
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Happy day of cake for celebration of day of birth
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So, I'm turning 41 this Friday and I'm starting to feel a tiny bit old. Soon I will be setting up a rocking chair on the front porch, buying a cane and screaming "geroff my lawn" at kids.
Of course, the fact that a third child of mine made it's way into adulthood last week (I even made her this lovely cake) is a good reminder that I'm not getting any younger. That, and the fact that I'm getting a grandson this august.
So, in order to forget about me turning into an old fart, I will just do what all the cool kids are doing these days: a giveaway train!
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