Quotes of the day

" I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong."
-Shepherd Book,Firefly

Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best way to make friends I know.

-Sarah Vowell

Thus it is that no cruelty whatsoever passes by without impact. Thus it is that we always pay dearly for chasing after what is cheap.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

John Lithgow

"It depends what your definition of "is" is.

Bill Clinton

The Tenth Doctor: Allons-y!

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Brian Clough

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche

fuck off cunt
me to my best friend

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

"Mom, there's no more toilet paper!"

• Me every 2 weeks

I protect that which cannot protect itself. But what protects me?

-Rooftrellen

"The present contains nothing more than the past, and what is found in the effect was already in the cause."
―Henri Bergson

That humans do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.

Aldous Huxley

today's quote is today's quote because it's not tomorrow's quote and because tomorrow's quote is gonna be tomorrow's quote which turn out this today's quote to be yesterday's quote in tomorrow morning.... bla bla bla

“It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within--not without." ~ Agatha Christie by way of Hercule Poirot.

"With adequate profit, capital is very bold. A certain 10 per cent. will ensure its employment anywhere; 20 per cent. certain will produce eagerness; 50 per cent., positive audacity; 100 per cent. will make it ready to trample on all human laws; 300 per cent., and there is not a crime at which it will scruple, nor a risk it will not run, even to the chance of its owner being hanged. If turbulence and strife will bring a profit, it will freely encourage both. Smuggling and the slave-trade have amply proved all that is here stated."

• T. J. Dunning, but the quote became famous because of Carl Marx

"Somehow, I don't think that was a very helpful post. Hopefully, it was moderately entertaining." - Christopher "Chris" Taylor

"Fuck what you heard, it's what you hearing" - DMX

Some things you know all your life. They are so simple and true they must be said without elegance, meter and rhyme...they must be naked and alone, they must stand for themselves.

Philip Levine

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

-Ben Franklin

Running drops pounds.
Bearding drops panties.

"Not that I have anything against senseless violence, manling, but why exactly are you strangling that old man?"

+++ Gotrek Gurnisson, Trollslayer +++

"The softest part of a castle is the belly of the man inside."

+++ Unknown origin +++

"Howdy Ho!"
~Mr. Hankey