Is it too forward of me to ask you to lunch?

it means someone is asking you to go out and have lunch with them

Are you a person? It's a nice way to ask someone out without knowing much about them at all prior.

I think they're just trying to, very nicely and politely, ask you out for lunch lol

means someone wants to buy you lunch

Are you a woman? Because I'd expect some strange, ultra polite man to say this to a woman he likes. (and specifically only this configuration. I don't think homosexuals would say this to each other unless they were joking and doing a nervous laugh)

If you are a hetro man though, why are you even thinking about this?

EDIT: should mention it is the concern that makes me wonder if you are a woman or not. As I have a hard time imagining without seeing it first hand in real life, a man being concerned over such a question being asked of him. Long story short, NEVER TURN DOWN FREE FOOD

lol

damn, and here I thought you were asking me when I saw the thread title :(

yes, it is

They want to stare at you while chewing food!

Poster pls

You're being asked on a date. If you like the person then say yes, if you don't then say no.

Bottom line is, when you boil it down to their ultimate goal, is that it means they want to get in to your pants. Bump uglies. Do the horizontal tango. Pound the duck. Get some stank on the hang down.

Also, Alien Hallway.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/siQvG/waking-mars

If you enter please answer the question. :)