I went to homecoming...a little bit ago...with a girl. Wanna know the results?

Remember to bring condom

Is she a fatty?

Be yourself.

give her my number

Don't overdo alcohol.

Just don't try to do or say anything to impress her, cause it'll be bad. Trust me.

Prepare yourself, homecoming is coming!

Whats a freshman?

i like how u had to add the "with a girl" in there

Pretend that you weren't in love with her when she leaves with some other guy.

Avoid eye contact

Don't try to be superman or do stupid things that u don't know how to do , go easy and try to please her all the time and she will pay you back good time ;P

Put your phone away!

anal

is this a blind date or something, personally i think its wiser to only invite a girl you have hung out with in real life first, that way your more comfortable.

going up to random girls and asking them out for the first time to a dance, in my opinion is a "movie" thing. and not realistic

Well depends on how both of you are, but if you're really that nervous, I think it wouldn't be that bad of an idea to actually tell her, you're just being honest and trying not to act cocky, and I guess it kinda makes quite a nice compliment... And what do you know, she might just as well tell you that she's as stressed as you are and it will relieve pressure and possible awkwardness for the both of you :P

Your friends and/or family think you're a cool/nice/fun/whatever's-enjoyable-to-others guy when you're just yourself doing what you do right ? Don't try and be different for her, it's hard and clumsy to be someone you don't know ^-^

Oh, and don't try to imagine stuff or make up scenarios, just enjoy the moment and take things as they come !

(or just do what you think is best, but if you're a freshman I guess I have a bit more experience than you do so it's got to have some sort of worth to it :p )

Don't be a creep. Don't feel her up. Use common sense and you should be good.

If she isn't your cousin (or if she is but you live in Missouri), I'd say just act like a gentleman (pull out her chair, open doors, talk about her, hold her hair while she vomits, etc) and maybe you'll get some stink on your dink. ;)

guys you should know that we've trained him well, but hes prob already gone :3 all we can do is wait

Don't be nervous and try to keep it cool. That's literally the best advice anyone can give you. If you'll keep it cool in situations that normally make you nervous then you'll have huge advantage in life.

And remember that shit happens, don't sweat it and don't take life too seriously. The more serious you take everything the more nervous you'll be = the bigger chance you'll mess things up.

Trust me, I know it's easier said than done but it's a very sound advice :)

bring a fedora and call her milady

Geez, when I was in high school only upperclassmen were allowed to go to homecoming (and, of course, prom). That was longer ago than you've been alive.

If anything above fails, just chloroform her.

Lies! All Lies!