Dear people of this beautiful site!

I have a big problem. A problem I can't handle. The problem of my life. THE! problem. I don't know which game should I play. I bought too many bundles, there is some game in my library I've never heard of, like the Pudding Panic, even if it's seems good, because I just love pudding.
So if somebody have enough time for that, because it's late already, like here, there is nothing to do, and the masturbation is done... can you, brave people help me with some titles I didn't play, or just only for like a half hour, but it's cool as fu... nnnny cat videos on youtube?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sztrapp/games/?tab=all

Have a nice morning/day/night.

9 years ago

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What game should I play?

View Results
What would Jesus do?
Will GTA5 run on my PC?
Play with your worm, you piece of garbage
You deserve to die
I hate you
Why so many negative answers?
I'll find you, and I'll kill you
Dota2lolwow
Just die
Want to be my friend?
No
Why...
Mommy why didn't you love me...
Shrek is love.

Too many answers made the poll too long, couldn't find the comments section to give helpful advice.
Edit: Play Legend of Grimrock

9 years ago
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Oh damn, I'll die if I won't get any answer! :'(

9 years ago
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Aliens vs Predator, you sick fuck! How can you not play this one!?
I remember how I played it as a little brat on my family's first PC or somethin'. You've got too many good games tho. What a shame. D:

9 years ago
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SORRY, I AM SO SORRY! I'LL DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW, AND PLAY IT LIKE A MANIAC IN THE APPLE STORE!

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DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL!!1

9 years ago
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Bad Rats

9 years ago
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I've heard about it, and if you'll buy it to me, that will be my favorite game, I promise.

9 years ago
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Also who needs GTA V, when you can have this http://store.steampowered.com/app/369580/ ?

9 years ago
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I don't like GTA or Bad Rats ... but Uriel's Chasm is great! ;D

9 years ago
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That's right, sadly I've bought it already, this game just arrived too late... :(

9 years ago
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What I do to pick my next game to play is I use this:

http://www.miniwebtool.com/random-letter-generator/

to generate the first letter of the game. Then I find the games that start with that letter and pick one of them.

9 years ago
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Oh thanks, I've got the letter Z, soooo now i should play with theee Zeno Clash, or... Zeno Clash 2, cool... :D

9 years ago
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Yeah, I usually give myself a pool ... like I do that 5 times and those are the 5 games I have to choose from and a new game doesn't enter the pool til I've beaten one of them.

9 years ago
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Deus EX: GOTY, Terraria, Company of Heroes 2, Hitman 2, MGS Ground Zeroes, Sacred 2.

9 years ago
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Love it, it's on my computer, just didn't play too much with it, there are pretty weird colors in it, so i have to search for solution for that before play more
Terraria, mmmm I've tried it, but wasn't my favorite, cool game, but somehow I couldn't move on any server, and I don't know why T_T
CoH, I'm too stupid for strategy games like that, I usually make 500 units, and let's go.
Played the Hitman 2 many times when i was younger
I bought the MGS on the summer sale, it's on my computer, I'll try it soon! ;o
Aaaanddddddddd I will try this Sacred 2, thanks! :D

9 years ago
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Mount & Blade (have patience, the game starts slow but it gets awesome), Mass Effect 2 (one of the best games I've ever played), Dragon Age: Origins, Alan Wake, etc

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Then I'll give it another chance, I've tried it before, but... yes, slow indeed :D Everyone loves the ME, the problem is, I don't have the first episode, and I don't know how important that is for the 2.
To be honeeeest I didn't like the Dragon Age that much, and I know, it's a big sin in the gamer society :'(
But I do liked the Alan Wake! It could be better, they screwed a cool game I think, but it's still nice.

9 years ago
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What, in your opinion, was wrong with Alan Wake?

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I can't tell exactly what was my problem with that game. I absolutely loved it, maybe I've waited for it too much, because the hype was pretty big around it, and when I've got it, it was over average, but not awesome as I thought it will be.
And that DLC was a shit i think, it was boring, and not interesting at all - to me.

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FTL.

9 years ago
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I remember that, and loved it until my spaceship got destroyed, then I cried for hours.

9 years ago
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The LEGO games are great to jump into if you're struggling to get engaged in a new game, the Lord of the Rings one is my favourite due to the open-world and the fact I love the books/films!

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Thanks, I loved the LEGO HP games, but then I'll continue with the LEGO LOTR... after the marvel one, because I've started that one weeks ago :D

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Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising. It's not the best of the series but it's a damn good game. Give it a try,a really good strategy imo.

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I liked it, don't know which episode when i was young as fuck, maybe i'll try to play it again just for the cutscenes :D

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Dead space is done (with a.... DRM free... version...), but I've thought about the STALKER, seems cool, so thanks! :D

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9 years ago
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garry's mod! buy me gta 5 ;p

9 years ago
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Alright, wait a sec, it's in my basket! ;o

9 years ago
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good send me gta5 to thise name xd

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140 is a fun little game to complete quickly!

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Thanks, its a typical bundle game to me, so I didn't even care about it, but I'll try it then, thanks! :D

9 years ago
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Amnesia: The Dark Descent

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Loved it, and done twice, so I need some time until start it again, but thanks! :D

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I suggest one of the following:
Star Wars Knights of the old Republic
Lego Lord of the Rings
Just Cause
Hitman 2
GRID
Dead Space
Overlord
Super Meat Boy

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Loved the KOTOR as fuck many years ago, and I'm just afraid I can't like it that much anymore, but eh, maybe I'll try it once :D
LEGO LOTR it's on my list, Just cause, I loved the 2, so maybe I will download the first one as well, Overlord is fun, done as well, just not the steam version of it, aaand super meat boy gave me ebola :D

9 years ago
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Jazz Punk is well worth playing, really really funny and quite short

9 years ago
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I've tried it not even once, but it seems i'm stupid as fuck, because i even couldn't finish the first mission, only made circles around that big building, but it looked like funny undeed ;o

9 years ago
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Well, Worms is always nice, so I voted for play with your worm(s).

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Oh I like to play with my worms, sometimes I invite a friend of mine who have a worm as well, and play with them together, sometimes I invite a random people around the world, and play with our worms like that... It's so much fun, I like to release the old lady with my worm!

9 years ago
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PLay this

9 years ago
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Nope, Chuck Testa

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Amnesia: Loved it, and done twice, so I need some time until start it again, but thanks! :D
Dead space is done (with a.... DRM free... version...)
To be honeeeest I didn't like the Dragon Age that much, and I know, it's a big sin in the gamer society :'(
Dungeon Defenders seems fun, so i think i'll try it with the team fortress 2 DLC, thanks! :D
And FEZ seems kind o fun, and cute little game, so maybe i'll take a chance.

And yes, this reply was 60% copy-paste from previous answers, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER TO EVERYONE, BECAUSE I HAVE FORCED COMPLIANCE :'(

9 years ago
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The the one you like first!

or use the chicken roulette!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

9 years ago
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I thought about it, I have a big wheel with the games' names, I have a chicken, I have a knife, BUT! Damnit, I just dont have that instrument, so I can't do that :(

9 years ago
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My recommendations ^-^:

  1. Hotline Miami
  2. Mirror's Edge
  3. Remember Me
  4. Always Sometimes Monsters
  5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
  6. Half Minute Hero: SMNCUB
  7. Super Hexagon
  8. 140
  9. Legend of Grimrock
  10. Luftrausers
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Hotline Miami is cool, and stuffs, buuuut I think it isn't my game. I like it, but didn't finish it :D
Mirror's Edge was hard to me with keyboard, buuuut I just bought a controller a week ago, so maybe I'll try it with that, thanks! :D
Just playing Remember Me lately for the first time, llllove it, and I feel sorry about it that it isn't that very popular.
Absolutely loved the To the Moon, so I'll take a chance with the monsters, thanks :D
Vice city was my #1 when i was a kid, I've tried to play with it some months ago, but eh... sadly I love the memories more now, than the game itself.
Half minute hero is a nope to me, tried it, but didn't like it that much.
Super hexagon seems fun, 140 is on my list, Legend of Grimrock as well, aaand Luftrausers... I don't know anything about it, but I'll take a chance, thanks again ;o

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Botanicula is a charming (and somewhat scary at times) point-and-click adventure. I really enjoyed figuring everything out -- I'm definitely a fan of Amanita games (and I see that you played Machinarium for quite a while, so you'll probably enjoy this one!)

For the sake of curiosity, which Batman game did you like better, Asylum or City? It's obvious that Origins is the inferior product (working on that one now,) but most people I've talked to say that Asylum is better. Personally, I loved them both!

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Botanicula was in my second Humble Bundle I bought some years ago, I've tried it, loved it, and I have nnnno idea why didn't I continue it, so thanks for remind me! :D And yes, Machinarium is done to me, I really liked it!

I'm playing the Origins lately as well, I'm at the beginning, just defeated Deathstroke! :D To be honest both asylum and city are the same to me. I can remember to the Asylum more, the boss fights, etc, but still as I remember the 2 games like one with 2 different stories. So yes, both are good on the same level to me.

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Deathstroke was a pain in the ass! >_< Geez, the timing had to be SO precise.

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It wasn't that big deal to me, I only died 1 time, because didn't take too much attention, and that bomb stuff stole my HP, but for the second time I've defeated him, the harder part to me were in that room before the boss fight, when you had to search for Penguin, because I didn't notice that breakable wall I had to break to continue the addddventure, and gosh, I had to watch a youtube video. I've run around the place for like 30 minutes, and was about to kill myself in front of my computer. So I'm using that x-ray mode more often since then... :D

9 years ago
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Space Channel 5: Part 2, Deus ex: the fall, and well just play cause you have so many games but havent beat them.

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Well, this space channel seems... a..wwesooome :D Ive finished the deus ex: the fall, and gosh, i really didn't like it. I adored the deus ex 1, i loved the human revolution, but the fall should stood in the application stores.

9 years ago
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System Shock 2

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Tried it, because heard many good things about the game, buuut.... yes. It's not about the graphics, I could play with the Gothic 1 for hours until it didn't break on steam, fuck it, but it was too simple to me like the old games. And my brain just need more, the modern games just ruined it T_T

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FEZ. Right now, go. :)

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+1

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Then it's 3 for FEZ, I'll try it, thanks! :D

9 years ago
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You can always try the rullete

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