title, what can I do? She just takes my usb charger, sometimes my headphones, etc when I come back home from school they are usually in a place they were not when I left them... Give me idea of revenge that will work :v

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I agree, we need pics before we can judge in this case!

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It is black usb charger dude

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This avatar... Is this what I think it is? One of the Dark Brothers?

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Depends on what dark brothers are we talking about

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Mroczek :)

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Yeah, that is the dark one

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That explains it. Get a white one. She won't use it since she's used with the black one.

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Once you go black you never go back. Undeniable, perfect logic.

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Guess who thought the same thing and was about to write it :P

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Tell her she can use those things if she puts them back on the right place.

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well whatever you do , put the gun down

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Yeah, guns aren't a solution. Hammers on the other hand :v :v :v

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I've been baited... hammers?

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But if he does she might steal it too. Then she'd be more dangerous...

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Get a lock for bedroom? Take them with you? Have a safe? Hide them?

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hide your weed in her wardrobe

warn your parents about it

???

profit

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Why parents? She is 22 already, call the POLICE!

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That depends on where you live of it will work. In the Netherlands for example weed is legal XD

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Some parts of America, for example too. XD

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Dutch people like that fucking disgust me. We aren't all as cringy as that

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such a waste of weed

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Bear-traps. But don't forget where you place them.

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Could work, however I do not have enough bear traps for every thing

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Put all of your stuff in 1 place and than protect it with traps.

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But what if she borrows his bear traps?

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Well, usually they have chains to prevent that.

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But what if she borrows the chains?

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Then try to nail them to something unpleasant that she wouldn't want to borrow.

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I can't find my hammer I don't know why :(

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Sell her on Ebay

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Or give her away, this is SG after all.

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She can't be redeemed on Steam.

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unless she is steamy
no offence to OP and his sister

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get some nice pets for her:
http://kamelrechner.eu/en

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Revenge won't work.

Building a good relationship and talking straightforwardly without arguing and yelling - that has a chance.

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I wish life was so easy

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Would be nice wouldn't it? Regardless, revenge won't work...

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What? Who said it was easy. Building good relationships is like the hardest thing ever. That's why the world is so messed up. But, it's the only thing worth trying. Revenge, distrust, violence... all make things worse. And if you practice them with people you are close to, you end up with no one. And that is the worst position to be in.

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If you want a real solution, that's the way to do it.

If you don't care about a real solution, however, then buy gear that is incompatible with hers.

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Wise words.

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put hot sauce on your headphones and other stuff :)

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Dang, you stole my idea :(

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Rub a very thin layer of bengay on her intimate toys...

Apparently that really hurts, so this IS ONLY a joke suggestion and it is highly recommended that you don't...

Of course, you could always go game of thrones on her if she doesn't listen.

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Grow a pair.

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Leave a free roaming snake in your room when you leave it.

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I don't think you're so brave tho D:<

There is snake on this gif

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Slap her to show dominance
alternatively pee on her to show dominance

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70% of the time this works every time

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The second one works for us cats, though you could also pee on your stuff to show ownership.

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Yep peeing on your own stuff to show dominance probably works the best, but honestly I think peeing on your usb charger or headphone isn't a good thing to do.
But he should definitely give it a try!

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thats a strange fetish...

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Yeah I know that it's weird to slap his sister...

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That's not how you do it. You have to throw your feces at her.

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Calm down satan...only monkeys do that!

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  • forgivness
  • gift new ones with better quality
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Nice attitude but I feel like it's a bit dishonest. People would steal whatever they got their hands on from someone with that attitude. I'm not saying that everyone would but enough that it would be unsustainable.

Edit: I've reevaluated my position. Buying new headphones for ones sister is perfectly ok but it will probably not solve the problem of her "stealing" things...

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Sister yet is a native person.
He shouldn't do some revenge. He should love her anyway =)

This is some sort of people who allow ourselves to take things and forget to return it. It's annoying and it's true.

Maybe he should put in his room some box marked "FOR SISTER" or "MY LOVELY SISTER TAKE THOSE THINGS AND DON'T FORGET TO RETURN" and filled it with things which his sister "steals".

sorry for bad english =)

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I don't really have enough information on the situation to give any sort of sound advice and normally I'd refrain from posting but I've been bored :P

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Get new ones, better quality, keep them.

Sell her the old ones.

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dиckhead move =)

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Sadly my sister is just like OP's (only older) and I get sick and tired of her sht from time to time, turning me into a dckhead =P

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steal her.... wait no, this is steamgifts, be nice to each other. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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He might accidentaly take her panties and be labelled a pervert for the rest of his life. Too risky :v

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Ebay is too sloooooow :V

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Accidentally stealing panties is the bane of my existence

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I like you, sloth. And I like whatcha tellin' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Share them, and propose for her to save money and buy her own. :D

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You're right, proposing would be a clever revenge. :)

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Ops... I mean "suggest".
Proposing would be funny indeed. XD

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Proposing a deal !?!

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Steal her make-up, and use her lipstick to write "This belongs to kot2202" on the things she likes to steal from you.

edit: For saner approach, explain to her that she can probably borrow them if she can be bothered to ask nicely.

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Or just use her lipstick in general, on a day to day basis. That will teach her.
maybe.

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That will teach her.

How to wear it?

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:)

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So many ways

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Dimethyl sulfoxide (DMSO) can allow many pharmaceuticals to be absorbed directly through the skin. Coat all your stuff with a mix of DMSO and some sort of entertaining hallucinogen.

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please don't misuse chemicals :doubt:
also we use that stuff where I work at, never knew I would hear that outside of there

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Great. People can suggest breaking the girls arms, attack badgers, planting drugs in her wardrobe, snakes and bear-traps - but suggest DMSO and that needs a health and safety disclaimer...

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Well DMSO is scary! Just like Dihydrogen Monooxide.

Plus it does have distinct smell while concentrated, so she may not pick something covered in it D:

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Attack badgers smell worse. Just saying.

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Never sniffed them :P

But butyric acid would also be effective in scare-away role. Tho for everyone else in the flat as well xD

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If you sniffed an attack badger it would haunt you for the rest of your days.

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it would haunt you for the rest of your days.

The badger or the smell?

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The smell. The badger would just eat your legs and then go in search of more victims.

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The lab will never seem the same after this :3

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Another dear chemist here or just a psychopath? :p

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Neither - 90's tabletop Shadowrun GM. DMSO+ was a popular item in the equipment list...

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Three words, man: Trained attack badgers

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Break her arms. Or smear dog poop over all of your things. That'll teach her.

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Just a couple drops of ghost pepper juice on her panty liners. (or itch powder)

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I was about to post the same thing (itching powder). :O
You truly are the Cyber Evil.

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Meh, you made me watch some of this fake crap that's all over youtube.

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Icy Hot works just as well and is much easier to acquire.

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Lick on your things to mark them your own.

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So if I lick you.. are you mine?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pls i got no friends

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Only works on unlicked thing.
For me there is previos claim.

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;_;

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Pee on your stuff the mark your ownership

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How old are you? Is there a frequency of sound inaudible to you yet audible to her?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sonic-youth-the-high-pitched-sound-alarm-for-under-25s-8665652.html

XD

Just kidding, don't create family dramas over a usb charger.

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On a serious note, just tell her where to put them after using them so you won't notice when you come back. Problem solved.

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