Blood when pooping?

Hemorrhoids or something more dangerous, Total Biscuit had the same thing and ended up on chemo. If the blood is really red it's probably hemorrhoids , if it's dark it's something deeper in your digestive system, go to doctor.

Did you try rebooting already?

if u sit a lot, my bet would be hemoroids

Must be that Banana you shove in there?

Next time tell your chatolic priest to use Vaseline .

you should go see a doctor about that

I might have gotten internet cancer from this.

Try to have a little less buttsex until it's getting better......also it's you're and not your ;)

If it is dark blood there is cause for concern. However what you've described is perfectly normal. Sounds like you've got "hard stool" which can cause slight tearing in the lining of the wall of the anal cavity.

Question; do you eat a lot of fibre in your diet? If not that would explain why.

Also, honestly surprised why the fuck you'd share this here. Literally last place I'd recommend seeking advice. Most of SG hasn't hit puberty yet so would have no experience in such issues.

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If it hurt like hell pooping, and it's common for you to be in pain, then year, its haemorrhoids, or anal fissures (essentially road rash in your butt). If that is not the case then go to your doctor, it might be very serious.

If it's the first, a LOT more fiber is needed in your diet, and you should talk to your doctor, getting some healing cream/roid cream. TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR!

If it's bright red, it's probably a hemorrhoid or torn skin. If you had a particularly large bowel movement, it could be the latter. You should only be concerned if it's dark red, or if your stool is black. That indicates internal bleeding.

Now please use your brain and don't ask that here.

This is probably something to talk to your doctor about and not a bunch of strangers on the internet

It's too late, there's no hope for you, RIP : (

stop using sand paper as toilet paper?

It could be a number of things, ranging from Ricin poisoning to not eating enough fiber. Did it hurt when you pooped?

It's probably just hemorrhoids. Other then that I wouldn't know unless it's a bigger issue.

There are at least three reasons why this might have happened:

1. Haemorrhoids
2. Cancer
   3, Injury

Unless this is case number 3 - go to a real doctor. Most likely it is something minor, but if it isn't - well, most likely it is treatable.

Like other have said: You could have been straining yourself to much when pooping (which you'll be fine), food colouring from something you ate makes it look bloody, butt sex without lube or a very rough top, or something is wrong and you should see the doctor asap. If the blood is in the stool and you didn't eat anything that would cause it to look that way, go see a doctor. Otherwise, you are fine and should probably remember to use lube next time :P.

ask about it from Dr. Mario?

That's just the right topic I wanted right before dinner! Thanks

Step 1) Consult Doctor.
Step 2) Win.

Alternatively, if you refuse to see a doctor, note any recurring patterns, and then SEE A DOCTOR.
If there was a sharp, scratching pain when you were on the toilet, that would have indicated a fissure (split in the anal cavity due to straining/pressure/stretching) that is akin to having a papercut inside your butt... but still, see a doctor.

Get yourself checked, can be harmless, can be bowel cancer.

Worse case it can be cancer.

Probably youre vampire and its blood of your victim,you little bastard!